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=> Reporter to a Pope : Sir! what is your hobby?
Pope: None !

=> What is it written on the bottom of Coca-Cola cans sold in Punjab?
Ans: Open other end.

=> Why Gujaratis are not taken in Football team?

Ans: Because whenever they get corner , they open a shop there.

=> Two friends were out drinking in a bar when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless on the floor.
One thing about Jim, the other said to bartender, "He sure knows when to stop."

=> Most of the great Personalities of the world have two main characteristics....
First : Their memory is very weak.....
and second.....

and second....

.............Oh sorry ! I forgot.

=> Santa: What is another difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito.

=> Banta: When did George Washington die?
Santa: two days before his funeral.

=> An elderly man, harassed by the taunts of neighborhood children, finally devises a scheme. He offered to pay each child a dollar if they would all return Tuesday and yell their insults again. They did so eagerly and received the money, but he told them he could only pay 25 cents on Wednesday. When they returned, insulted him again and collected their quarters, he informed them that Thursday's rate would be just a penny. ``Forget it,'' they said - and never taunted him again.

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