"Tasmanian Devil"
Tasmanian Devil; "Taz" for short is described as:
"A strong murderous beast,
jaws as powerful as a steel trap, has ravenous appetite, eats tigers, lions,
elephants, buffaloes, donkeys, giraffes, octopuses, rhinoceroses, and moose.
" However, this definition is only partially accurate. He also eats chickens,
ducks, and especially rabbits Whirring around like a tornado, slicing through
trees like a rotary saw, and feasting on an entire ecosystem of jungle creatures,
Taz has but one thing on his mind: Eating. The carnivorous native of Tasmania has
the power to devour everything and anything in a single gulp. When this furry,
salivating beast comes a-running', giraffes scurry for their lives, alligators
turn themselves into luggage to hide, and sharks literally leap out of the water.
And even if you take Taz out of his natural habitat, it is nearly impossible to take
away his appetite. Even on Christmas Eve in the suburbs Taz wants to eat.
Taz is incredibly rare. You would be lucky to come
upon him in a zoo. As with all
dangerous creatures confining him can be a tricky proposition. Taz does not like
being caged. He has a tendency to break free. When he escapes, watch out! With
Taz on the loose the zookeepers usually post a reward for his capture. Only the most
foolhardy and greedy of treasure seekers, Daffy Duck, would dare to attempt to capture
the beast.Even when armed with the full proof theory that music soothes the most
savage beast, Daffy takes his life into his own hands when confronting Taz.
Should you ever encounter Taz yourself in the wild, remain calm and keep your wits
about you. He does have a few weaknesses. So if you see Taz with a napkin tied around
his neck sizing you up for supper, please keep the following tips in mind:
-Taz has a weakness for a pretty female Devil. Whether the female is really Bugs Bunny
in disguise or a real lady Devil. Taz can be temporary diverted by his attraction to
the feminine
-Another approach you can use to reroute Taz is to appeal to his paternal instinct.
Hand Taz a bomb in a baby blanket, tell him he's a father, and run for your life
-You can also appeal to Taz's largest weakness, his appetite. If you promise to cook
him a good meal, sometimes he will forget that he trying to eat you! You can serve
Taz "wild turkey surprise" he will be so excited that he won't realize that the turkey
is supposed to be filled with stuffing, not a wick and explosive material. Give him
enough explosive meals and he may actually refuse a meal
-A clever disguise has been known to fool him. This strategy can also buy some "get
away" time
-Trying to fool Taz will only give you a temporary escape, not a permanent solution to
your Devil problems. Bugs Bunny once made a quick escape from Taz by pretending he wasn
't a rabbit, but a monkey. It took Taz a minute to realize this, and soon cornered Bugs,
asking him, "What for you say you monkey when you have puffy tail like rabbit?"
-One final note: Never underestimate Taz. After tangling with Taz Bugs has learned
that even Taz can surprise you sometimes So keep a sharp eye out and keep your wits
about you.
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