~~**~~
"You did not just come out wearing that, holy howie hard on loving lord" Freddi muttered as she stared at Chris in shock."You look like rainbow bright on acid"
Lance and Justin doubled over with laughter at her observation.
"I like it" Chris whined "I am a diva baby, if Christina can get away wearing those tacky clothes and blue eyeshadow I figure I can pull this off"
Chris struck a pose and sasheyed back into the dressing room.
"So Red, do you really love Howie's hard ons?" Justin draped his arm over her shoulder and grinned, waiting for her response and laughing as she bushed.
"I didn't say that..did I? Oh my god, it is just an inside joke that Howie and I have, sorry"
"And the woman tells us she doesn*t want to ride the latin sausage, sure momma tell us something we don't know the real answer to" Joey winked "How about testing my italian sausage?"
"Too greasy and fatty for my blood" Freddi winked and walked towards the rack of dresses.
~~**~~
"You agreed, you told us that if we let you pick out an outfit for each of us that you would let us do the same" Justin crossed his arms and leaned up against the stall "Come on Red don't back out on us now, how are we supposed to trust you to get us good publicity if we can't trust you with something minor and fun like this."
Freddi groaned and swore under her breath as she looked at the outfit that the guys had picked out for her. "I am going to kick your ass for this, you do know that right?" she shouted from the room.
"Trust me when I tell you I am counting on it momma" Chris laughed.
"I'll let you kick my ass with pleasure" Joey shouted back.
"Something I will never forget" Justin bit his lip, trying not to laugh.
Freddi took a deep breath and walked out into the store.
"Holy mother of titties" Joey whistled.
Freddi blushed. The khaki colour shorts were fitted and very short, cut to hang below her belly button, the black tie around shirt was cut shockingly low and ended mid waist, tying around her back.
"Momma you need to show the puppies off more often, those are serious" Chris grinned.
"How in the hell did I let you talk me into this" she turned and walked back towards the dressing room when a hand stopped her.
"You look incredible Frederikka, let me buy it for you" Lance said, low voiced so none of the others could hear her.
"I can buy it myself, but thanks for complimenting me like a gentleman, it's a nice change" Freddi giggled and walked back into the dressing room, biting her lip so as not to throw a comment back at the boys when she heard Justin say "Now those are real, the rest are simply cheap imitations."
~~**~~~
"Plan is, if Johnny or anyone else spots us I took you all out to grab a bite to eat, we went in the van and pulled through the drive thru as not to draw attention to you, got it?"
"We've got it, I wish I had what you are hiding in that top but I can wait, waiting builds up my desire and I perform better when I have waited"
"Joey then I pity the poor woman that falls for that line because buddy with all the waiting that you have been doing it will take years to work off that pent up sexual frustration." Freddi laughed and walked past the fans and into the hotel lobby, running right into Johnny.
"Freddi, just the woman I want to see, any ideas where a certain group of very, in hot water, going to get their asses kicked, men are?"
"I took them to get something to eat" Freddi put her hand up to protest as Johnny started to talk. "We took a tinted window van, ordered through the drive thru and pulled off into the underground parking to eat."
"We were good boys and momma here took great care of us" Chris flashed Johnny a cheezy grin.
"I would never put them in danger Johnny, trust me."
"Alright but next time take security and tell us where you are going" Johnny smiled at the young woman "You guys need to go upstairs and get ready, the bus pulls out in 70 minutes" Johhny winked at Freddi and walked away.
"That was close"
"Momma you handled him great, he was eating out of your hand. I think Johnny has a C-R-U-S-H on you"
"I bet he has seen your milk producers huh?"
Freddi shook her head in exasperation and headed into the elevator, she had an overwhelming sensation to call Howie and tell him what she had done. She couldn't wait to hear his shocked reaction, AJ and Nick would be so proud that she had broken the rules.
~~**~~
CURLY - Have you ever been pleasantly surprised?
CURLYQ- *bites lip* Curly I barely know you, I can't spill all my sex life details to you LMAO. Actually yes I have been pleasantly surprised. You?
CURLY- Remember the co-worker, the one who I disliked?
CURLYQ- Yes
CURLY - well she is awesome, she is so much fun to be with
CURLYQ- What changed your mind about her?"
CURLY - We sat up talking one night and she was so incredible, she made me laugh and made me feel so much better about what had been bothering me. She reminded me a lot of you
CURLYQ- Why, Oh I know she must have been incredibly sexy with a huge chest and an ass of steel *WG*
CURLY - LMFAO..actually her sense of humor and sarcasm matched yours and before her only you could make me feel better just by talking to me.
CURLYQ- She sounds exactly like me...SHE ROCKS..:0
CURLY- No conceit in your family huh?
CURLYQ- Nope I have it all ~~**~~
Justin stretched, his hands and fingers were tired from typing and his legs were cramped from being crossed for over an hour. CURLYQ had logged off, leaving Justin to try to find something to distract him from his insomnia. He walked down the hall, waving at Q who had drawn the night hallway watch and tapped on Lance's door. Lance was usually one of the last to go to bed, and more often then not they would find him sound asleep on paper work or a new project that he was working on for his two signed artists. "Lance, PooFoo are you up?" Justin waited for a sign of movement on the other side of the door.
"Let me guess Curly, can't sleep?" Lance asked as his friend walked into his room.
"Insomnia, dammit Lance I can't kick it" They both turned as the knocking on the adjoining door got louder.
"Sleeping Beauty has been awoken and she is none to happy I bet" Justin grinned and opened the door. "Hey sleeping beauty are you upset that we didn't kiss you to wake you up?"
Freddi groaned "Spare me, it is way too early for your cheesy pick up lines, why is it that you always manage to ruin my good sleeps. I was just about to get naked with Chris and Mike Peca at Islands of Adventure when I was jolted awake by your nasal whine"
"Chris....naked...where's Red, what have you done with her?" Lance teased, looking deep into her eyes.
"Chris will be thrilled and honored when he finds out that you had a sex dream about him"
"He had better, it's the only way he is going to get into my panties, in his dreams"
"Um red...I think you got that wrong, isn't it in your dreams?" Lance grinned.
"Well in any case I am now up for the night, once I am awake I can't fall back asleep so.." Freddi flopped on Lance's bed and crossed her hands behind her head "it is up to you two young men to entertain me till the sun comes up"
"You need to be careful who you say that too, if Joey or Chris were here right now they would take that as an open invitation to jump you, you would be beating them off with a pillow right about now" Lance warned.
"Who says anything about beating them off...with a pillow anyway?" Freddi grinned and winked, prepared to play an evil joke on the two young men. "We have a couple of hours to kill, why not?"
Justin licked his lips, knowing that his PR director was playing with him but he knew how to make her pay. He jumped on the bed and before she knew what was happening his head full of curls was buried in her neck "oh come on Red...I know you want it, wait what was it you said, ah yes...you want to fuck my curls straight? well here's your chance." Justin could hardly stop laughing as she squirmed and batted his back with her hands.
"JUSTIN RANDALL TIMBERLAKE...GET OFF OF ME" She squealed, gasping for air as she laughed.
"Not until you apologize for toying with my already screwed up, teenage hormones"
"I am sorry...dammit I apologized now let me up"
"Hey PooFu do you think she is sorry?" Justin asked with an evil grin.
"Nope, sounds phony to me" Lance jumped onto the bed and proceeded to tickle Freddi.
"You little shits...ahhhhh stop...Lance I will pee your bed...try to explain that to housekeeping and the teeny mags...Justin stop...Oh my sweet shit....come on"
"Payback is a bitch Red, payback is a bitch"
~~**~~
"Hey Red"
"D how are you, what the hell are you doing calling me, holy hell it isn't noon yet, I thought your species didn't wake up before the beautiful sleeping starlets left your bed" Freddi laughed into her phone as she talked to Howie.
"She's already gone but not before I infused her with a shot of vitamin D." Howie teased "So Nick filled me on your little escapade yesterday, how come you never did that with us?"
"You never asked, besides you guys are all a bunch of old farts, these guys are young and virile and trust me...I should know, I spent the night with Justin and Lance last night"
”WHAT?!"
"Yep I just tore myself out of their arms, I had to take a shower and do some prep work before the fan conference tonight" Freddi was trying her best not to laugh as she listened to Howie freak out and whisper to someone.
"Tell AJ I said hello and not to get too excited." Freddi smirked. "So was there a reason behind your call or did you just want to hear my voice"
"I actually wanted to tell you that there are some letters from your ex college roomies that arrived at your house, want me to send them to you?"
"I would love that, oh and Howie could you send me my fluffy brown sweatshirt"
"Anything else Miss take advantage of poor innocent boys"
"You're just jealous that I never had the desire to rob the nursing home, you know ride your creaky and rusty hobbyhorse"
"OUCH, Red you have developed quite a smartass attitude since you joined that tour, I think they are rubbing off on you" "Maybe, who knows but I am having a wild time, give my love to everyone and I will talk to you soon. Love ya D"
"Love you too Red"
"Hey Re,....OH FUCK ME..." Justin walked through the adjoining room and stopped in mid sentence, Freddi was standing naked and dripping wet from the shower she had just gotten out of.
"JUSTIN" Freddi screamed and jumped over the bed and ran into the bathroom
"JESUS don't you knock" she screamed from behind the door. "I...umm.welll....I holy shit Red" Justin had a goofy grin on his face as he replayed the scene that had just taken place.
Freddi wrapped the plush white bathrobe around her and double knotted it, walking back out into the room. "Wipe that silly ass grin off of your face and stop visualizing" Freddi swatted his arm.
"Sorry red but dayum...now that's the way I like to start my morning, rise and shine it *s titty time" Justin grinned and walked back into Lance's room
"Johnny says to tell you that he needs to see the list of media before we leave"
"Thanks and oh Curly"
"Yes beautiful"
"You tell anyone and I will make your life hell" Freddi warned, a grin on her face.
"After seeing what I just saw it will be hell to look at your normally again, hey doesn't that hurt, you know jumping around with no support, red you could knock yourself out with those things." Justin turned around and shut the door.
Freddi reached for her jeans and had one foot into them when the door swung open " I forgot to tell you .....It's a hell I would gladly visit again though Red"
"JUSTIN" Freddi screamed as she lost her balance and fell on her ass. Justin shut the door and burst out laughing.
"Did I miss something?" a freshly showered Lance asked.
"I can't tell you, my personal safety depends on it, see you downstairs PooFu"
~~**~~~
"Morning gentleman, good morning little man" Freddi smiled at the guys who were eating breakfast, stopping to tousle Justin's curls.
"Hey, if Mary sees you messing with my curls she will be pissed." Justin whined.
JC looked over the top of the paper he was reading "So I heard I missed quite an adventure yesterday? How come no one woke me up?"
"The guys said it was physically impossible to wake you up. Next time I will make sure that we wake you up, I could have used another civilized person to help keep me sane at Chuck E Cheese."
JC grinned "I also hear that I missed quite a show this morning"
Justin spit out his orange juice "Freddi I swear that I didn't say anything."
"He didn't, hey Curly next time you decided to scream out Freddi's name could you be respectful of those who haven't worked our charm on her yet." Chris teased.
"I give up" Freddi grabbed her muffin and her orange juice "if anyone of the human species is looking for me tell them that I have gone in search of human life forms on this tour"
They watched her walk away and then resumed their conversation. "So she was really naked, fully?"
~~**~~
"Okay here's today's game plan. We will check into our hotel, rest and get ready to meet Rick from Much Music for dinner. Tonight is your free night so you can do whatever the hell you want" Freddi looked at Chris and Joey
"Within reason" Tomorrow we have a conference and then we have an hour at Much Music, no singing just answering questions from fans and so forth."
"Are you coming with us?" Lance asked.
"Hell yes, Rick and I tore up the club the last the boys and I were here, I am not missing him for the world."
~~**~~
"I swear to god they are long lost brothers" Freddi and Justin sat in the booth watching Chris and Rick goof off on the dance floor.
"Scary to think that they are so much alike. Oh shit here they go, they are making up dances again"
Freddi burst out laughing as she watched Chris and Joey make up a dance that looked frightingly like a windshield wiper. "Curly tell me JC isn't making up a dance. Oh for the love of Chris's tacky ass dreads" Freddi buried her head in her hands as JC proceeded to imitate the dead guy from Weekend at Bernies. "Curly, oh come on Curly not you too" as Justin walked out onto the dance floor and started talking to the dj.
"THEY DID NOT...OH SHIT" Freddi felt her face go red as the strains of If You Want my Body played through the club.
"Hey hey this goes out to Red from the fellas, this dance is in honor of you" The dj announced.
The guys formed a line and proceeded to bump and grind to the music. Freddie sat crying from the laughter as she watched them. Her mouth dropped as they all lifted their shirts and shook their chests as the lyrics "If you want my body and you think I'm, sexy come one sugar tell me so" played. They all pointed to her and shouted "Show us your girls, show us how it's done" Freddi flashed and evil grin and whether it was the thought of seeing the guys faces or too many Long Beaches she lifted her shirt and flashed the boys.
"Be hold...a vision of great beauty" Chris fell to the floor, his legs up in the air.
"The mystery is solved....that*s where Twin Peaks went it was canceled...they have been hiding in Red' shirt."
"I have seen lots of titties before but believe me when I say no other titties were quite that pretty" Justin grinned.
Freddi grinned and held up her drink, toasting the boys. "Gotcha you little shits" she grinned and took another sip of her Long Beach.
~~**~~
"Look at all those fine looking Canadian women, just drooling at the mouth to get to try out the best that American men have to offer" Joey commented as he stared out of the van that was pulling into the lot of Much Music.
Freddi bit her lip and shook her head "Uh uh too easy. So Joey did you and little miss my skirt was so tiny I could see her mustn*t touch it have fun last night?"
"Hell yeah, I introduced her to Orlando's night life.......all 9 inches of it"
Freddi spit out her diet coke and started to cough "WHAT?"
"You really don't want him to repeat it do you?" Lance laughed as he rubbed her back, trying to get her to stop coughing.
"I really opened myself up to that huh?"
"Hell if that's all it took for you to open your...hey would you look at the headlights on that chick" Joey turned his head to catch a glimpse of the fans standing outside.
"Hormones, sweet jesus I swear next tour I go on I am asking for Barry Manilow or something, at least I wouldn't have to deal with overrun young men hormones" Freddi muttered.
"Yeah but you would have to deal with being hit in the head by granny panties, the elastics on those suckers alone could knock you silly" Justin grinned.
~~**~~
"So what do you say when people compare you to the Backstreet Boys or say you are copying them?" a fan asked.
Freddi saw the boys squirm and laughed when she heard their answer.
"Jimmy Crack Corn and We Don't Care" Lance and the guys replied, making the studio burst out into laughter and cheers.
Lance and Justin caught Freddi's eye and winked.
~~**~~
"I think that went well" Johnny said as they guys piled back into the van.
"Did you see the blonde that participated in the dance off, she was hot. Too bad she was with that guy" Joey rolled his eyes.
"Come on, they might have come together but they DON'T CUM together" Chris looked at Joey knowingly "The guy was a flamer"
"Damn I should have gotten her digits" Joey mumbled
"Joe the only number you would have been lucky to get was her middle finger, she was staring down pube boy over here" Freddi motioned towards Justin.
"PUBE BOY?"
"Yes, my friends and I used to call you that all the time, you know cuz your curls look so much like...well you know" Freddi grinned.
"Pube Boy, damn you know how to bring a guy down a peg" Justin whined.
"Speaking of hormones and being sceezy JC what the hell were you thinking?" Freddi asked.
"WHAT, what did I do now?"
"I saw you look at the dance winner's chest. She was like 16 and they caught the glance on the television. Jesus JC if you want to hook up with someone at least make sure they are ripe, not raw"
"How could I not look, she was wearing a tight white shirt and it was cold in that studio so she was pretending to be a coat rack" JC saw the dazed look on Freddi and the guys faces. "You know, you could have hung coats on her nips she was so cold"
"Hey T....can you drive this van like you stole her, please. I want to get
back to the hotel and out of this hormone laden van" Freddi leaned her head
back on the seat and closed her eyes, trying to talk herself out of
laughing.
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