| Chapter 11 - Tyrael In an instant, the pen disappeared in a blast of pretty light. The bunny followed. "Oh my God..." Roses gasped, finally figuring it out. "Rosey's hair is a portal to another dimension!" "Maybe even..." Tyrael said, posing dramatically. "A parallel universe!" *** Far away, the pen and bunny corpse emerged in a strange, backwards land. People in top hats offered them napkins. They refused They found themselves...suddenly...hating each other... *** Everybody backed away from Rosey, as his hair began to consume all existence. "Ahhh! My mullet!" He screamed. "It's ruined!" "Actually, I kinda like it..." Jaina commented, cocking her head to the side. "It's like a psycho afro. Hey, that rhymes!" Meanwhile, Tyrael and Holli were doing the Mamba. As Rosey's hair consumed them, they found themselves doing the Ambam... Tyrael and Holli emerged into a place that shouldn't exist. But does. Holli looked around. "Uh-oh..this is..." Tyrael's eyes grew wide. "Elise Smith EverWorld!" Thor, Baldur, Odin, Loki, David, Christopher, Jalil, and April sat around a fire, sipping some tea. "I'm thinking we should attack Ka Anor's city. But I'm really just saying this to preserve my self-respect." David said. "I don't know, that would be kinda mean..." April retorted. "M-maybe we could just, you know, talk to him about it. Work out a peaceful solution!" Thor suggested. "I love Etain." Christopher sighed. "Agh! I can't figure out the software! April, can we have a chaste romance scene now?" Jalil asked. "Sure. As long as Magda doesn't find out. Remember Magda? She was in book 3. I used her as a cameo character. See? Because I know the background stuff. I read the previous books. See? See?" "Etain sees." Christopher said uncomically. Baldur turned to Thor. "Can we hug again?" "Not without Etain." "Yeah, group hug!" Loki cried. Tyrael and Holli stepped back through the Rosey's-hair-portal, sickened. < |