Chapter 12 - Holli Soon they found themselves back into their old universe, the portal still consuming the room piece by piece. "I believe" Crayak said in his most smart sounding voice, "That the only way to close this portal is for all of us to jump into it and be transported to another world..." Crayak paused, racking his brain for TV plots, "Then, we will have different periods of time, measured by this remote constructed of Rosey-boy's hair--" "Don't call me ROSEY-BOY!" Rosey-boy interrupted. "Yeah, anyway, " Crayak continued, "to teleport into different universes until we can get back to this one and along the way, some of us will unfortunately disappear, become bodiless heads, become sex-slaves to an alien race, be possessed by demons, and be replaced by new characters...not at all unlike the plot to sliders!" "My God, Crayak...you are a genius!" Holli rolled her eyes. "I know." Crayak smiled. "We have to the count of three till we must jump into the portal by using captivating twists, flips, and whirls." "Oooh! Can I count?" Rosey-boy asked. He was answered by various stares. "I'll count." Roses announced, "since I am the oldest.. 1... 2... 3...!" And so Roses, Roseidous, Tyrael, Crayak, Holli, Jaina, the pen, and the bunny corpse jumped into the swirling vortex as it closed on them. ^Thud^ They all landed on top of each other, finding themselves in a strange new land. Very strange...especially with Rosey-boy around. "Rosey, I hope that is your hand digging into my thigh..." Tyrael stared long and hard at his 'friend.' Rosey blushed as he walked to sit by the bunny corpse. "Where are we?" Jaina asked "and where is my book?" She searched the ground for the novel only to find it half eaten by the bunny corpse. "Um...I think we are in a parallel universe?" Crayak announced. "Duh, but which one?" Holli asked, batting her eyelashes "I don't know..." And with those words, the newest part of their adventure began... < |