Maria opens a door in the apartment building and goes inside to see James there.
James: "Halt! Be careful where you step."
Maria: "What is all this?" she says as she looks around at the strange contraptions inside the room.
James: "I just finished building Pyramid Head's doomsday device. He will be lured into this apartment, and-"
Maria: "What will lure him in here? You?"
James: "No. You. Go find him now."
Maria agrees without argument and walks out of the apartment building into the fog to find Pyramid Head.
James: "My, she's getting to be agreeable these days." He sits back to wait for Maria and Pyramid head to arrive.
Then, unexpectedly the closet door opens, and Pyramid Head sticks his head out. "You fool," P.H. says.
James screams and leaps up. "What are you doing here?"
Pyramid Head: "Waiting for the proper moment to slice you into 57 allotments with which to feed the hungry." Pyramid Head looks around the apartment. "Interesting, this doomsday device of yours. However, you are the one in the midst of doom."
James takes a few steps backwards, then gasps as he realizes morbidly that he has stepped on the trigger. As a result, a high-power gust of air is blown on him, which was designed to make Pyramid Head's helmet and clothes fly off so he'd be more vulnerable. The gust of air rips James' clothes off, and he thinks, "Too bad it wasn't Maria who stepped on that." Then, a rigged bucket of hot fudge pours onto his head. It gets in his eyes so he can't see.
James: "My eyes! Ahhh! Hot! Hot! The fudge is hot!" He stumbles onto the conveyor belt that takes him over to the Machine of Tape. Numerous pieces of tape are stuck by the machine onto James' arms, then pulled off.
James: "OOOOWWW!" He peers down through the fudge on his face to see his now bare, hairless arms.
Then the conveyor belt ends and he stumbles onto the Slip n' Slide. He slides along the long, wet tarp, and as he does, he notices the tasty hot fudge that got into his mouth, and he becomes happy. He slides into the bathroom on the Slip n' Slide. His legs hit the toilet and he falls forward into it.
Pyramid Head, who has been watching, goes into the bathroom and flushes the toilet. James screams and gurgles as he is flushed down.
Pyramid Head laughs. "That was a brilliant doomsday device, James. I expected you to try to launch me out the window with it, but you planned to flush me down the toilet? Creative. I like it."
Later, Maria comes into the apartment, planning to tell James she couldn't find Pyramid Head. No one is in the apartment, and it's an awful mess. She goes into the bathroom to use the toilet. When she flushes it, over the gurgling, she hears some sort of voice calling. She ignores it, thinking it to be her imagination.
Meanwhile, a couple of men are sitting by the outlet of a sewer pipe, waiting for the giant rat that was reported in someone elses' toilet to come out. Then they see the rat come flowing out with the mucky water; the rat is huge, brown, and squealing. Both men shoot the rat multiple times, then walk up to it.
Man #1: "Shit, Edgar. That ain't a rat. That's a person."
Man #2: "What the hell?" They look at James covered in brown as his blood flows into the water around him.
Man #1: "We didn't do it!" They run.
Don't even ask about that ending... I don't know...
* * *
Heather: "Arrrgh! Something's writhing in my stomach!"
Claudia: "The time has come!"
Heather falls down on her back and moans. A small foreign creature rips its way out of her stomach. Its eyes glow red as it glares at her, licking its claw.
Then the creature sings: "Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal."
Heather passes out and lies there unconscious.
Claudia: "What's this?"
Creature (as it climbs out of Heather's stomach): "What do you mean, 'what's this'? You should be bowing down; you know who I am."
Claudia: "Yes, I do. But why have you sung to Heather?"
Creature: "I was dazzling her with my wits."
Claudia: "Look at the mess you made." She points to Heather's open, gory stomach.
The creature shrugs. "Let's dance."
Claudia: "Don't be ridiculous. You have a world to go purge."
Creature: "Let's dance."
Claudia: "Never."
The small, slimy creature flings itself through the air at Claudia, but she steps out of the way and it lands behind her with a splat.
Claudia: "You know, as I look at you, I think I've realized- you're small. You're not yet fully grown. You are not ready to cleanse the world." She walks up to the creature. "I know what I must do." She reaches down.
Creature: "Wait!"
Heather wakes up just then and sees that her own stomach has a gaping hole in it, as if something had come out. She panics at the sight. Then she looks up to see Claudia eating a small, slimy creature with glowing eyes. Heather passes out again.
* * *
Harry peers through the darkness on the carousel and sees Cybil sitting there. She stands up and begins walking toward him, her leather pants squeaking.
Harry: "Thank God you're here!"
As Cybil draws near, Harry sees her eyes are glowing red.
Harry: "Good God!" He tosses his bottle of mystery liquid on her, and watches as she grows to a monstrous height.
She cackles. "Thank you for doing that." She swipes at Harry with her newfound claws, and kills him. She feasts.
She roars like a savage.
She stomps down the street through the fog and the mist, roaring. Nearby Japanese people in business suits yell "Godzilla has returned!" and they flee.
She spots a swimming pool and walks over the fence to get to it, stooping over to drink. Then she raises her head.
A little boy wakes up in his bed. He looks out of his second story window and sees a giant eye there with a blonde eyebrow.
Dun dun dunnn... Revenge of the Cyb!
Yeah yeah, dumbest one so far...
* * *
As Henry is walking calmly through the forest, he hears an infernal buzzing behind him. Turning, Henry sees a fairly large moth creature flapping its wings in his general direction.
Henry takes one powerful swing at the moth creature with his baseball bat, and as a result, the moth creature goes sailing (and smashing) through the window of a nearby building.
A splat is heard.
Walter's voice bellows from inside the building: "Who has caused this moth creature to land inside my operating victim?" The sound is heard of a gun being readied.
Henry: "Damn!!" He runs.
* * *
As Henry is walking through a prison hallway, he decides to have a bit of fun with all of these leech slugs that surround him. He begins knocking them off the wall and stomping on them, laughing fiendishly as they squash.
This lasts for quite a while, until there is one leech left. To make this one really count, Henry chases it around a bit. Then, Henry reaches out his foot and begins to lower his foot...
As his foot closes down on the leech slug, Henry slips on its squashy remains. Sliding on it, he travels along the downward-slanting hallway.
Henry hears a deep voice from behind him. It says, "A moving target!"
Turning his head as he slides, Henry sees a plump ghost folding himself into a ball and rolling after him. He screams.
Eileen opens a door and enters the hallway to see Henry sliding by on a small gory mess that used to be a leech, with a ghostly man folded into a ball and rolling after him. The ghost is gaining on Henry... and knocks him over like a bowling pin. The ghost unfolds himself in triumph.
Eileen: "What the hell?"
She then sees a leech on the ground and steps on it.
She begins to slide.
The ghost folds himself into a ball. He begins rolling after the sliding Eileen.
Walter opens a door into the hallway and sees them going by.
"What the hell?" Walter says, then shoots them both.
Walter steps on a leech. He begins to slide on it.
"What the hell?" He shoots himself.
* * *
Dahlia: "The time has come."
Unexpectedly, a nearby clock tower tips over and falls on her, squashing her into a flattened disgusting puddle of gore.
Harry (looking at the clock tower): "The time did come to her."
* * *
Harry walks through the dark room and over to the ringing phone and picks it up.
Harry: "Hello?"
Voice: "Daddy, where are you? Daddy... help me!"
Harry: "No." He hangs up.
* * *
Vincent: "They look like monsters to you?"
Heather: "No, but you do." She shoots him.
Claudia enters. "Heather! You killed Vincent!" She kneels by his side. "Now I can't stab him."
Heather shoots Claudia.
A monster enters the room.
Heather: "Oh hi, Closer. Let me tell you about the 2 hideous monsters I just killed."
Closer: "Come closer!"
* * *
"There's something in the toilet.... should I grab it?" James wonders.
He sits there a while pondering this dilemma, until Laura walks in.
James: "Laura, stick your hand in that toilet and grab that object."
Laura laughs and just stands there. They both stare at the toilet filled with filth.
James: "I can't stick my hand in there."
Laura: "I knew you wouldn't."
James: "I'm going to stick my foot in instead."
He does so. His foot is bitten off.
James looks down at his gory nub. "Damn!"................ "Maybe I better stick my hand in instead." He does.
It gets bitten off. James: "Damn!" He sticks in his other foot. "Damn!"
Then his other hand. "Damn!" Then...
A while later, Maria reenters the bathroom to see Laura watching the remains of some torn flesh trying to dip itself into a toilet.
Maria: "What's that?"
Laura: "It's James."
* * *
Henry gets an idea after noticing the blood pouring from his kitchen faucet. He gets a cup and fills it with the blood.
He carries the cup over to his peeking-hole in the wall. "I hope this works." He pours the blood through the hole in hopes of getting Eileen's attention.
Eileen screams. "The wall is bleeding!" She walks over to it and slips on the blood. She falls and hits her head. The blood from her head spurts through the hole in the wall and into Henry's apartment.
Henry slips on Eileen's blood and hits his head. Blood spurts. Walter, who was sneaking up behind Henry, slips on Henry's blood and hits his head. Blood spurts.
A ghost, who was sneaking up behind Walter, slips on Walter's blood. The ghost is happy.
* * *
Maria: "You were going to just leave me here? With all of these monsters around?"
James: "Yes."
* * *
Laura: "What? Are you blind or somethin?"
James: "No, but I will be soon if I have to look at you much longer."
* * *
James: "You can't kill someone just for looking at you."
Eddie: "Oh yes, I can!" Eddie then glances into a nearby mirror and sees his own face looking at himself.
Eddie: "Bastard!" He shoots himself.
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I'll add more...