I love writing in pink.  I feel so feminine when I do so. 
This week you will notice that I have added something new to my page.  There is a link to a Guestbook now, so if you really would like to kiss my ass, you will go to the Guestbook and leave me a message. 
I am pleased to announce that this week, my page's first week in  operation, I have had over 40 hits on here.  For that I must thank you, all of you, my devoted fans!  I love you all, just not as much as I love myself.
Now, let my page begin!

My birthday is coming very soon, in under a month in fact.  So all of you, my devoted and faithful fans, will be able to wish me a happy birthday!  Aren't you so lucky?
Next week, I shall be including a birthday list of all the things I so desire for my birthday.  This way you, my loyal followers, may buy me precious gifts. 
One of the things I would really like for my birthday is Melissa Etheridge concert tickets to her October 22nd show at the MAA in Buffalo.  Anyone who gives this gift to me will be doubly blessed.
This week I have been very frustrated with this page and I have been very nervous that this page would not be coming to you in a timely manner, but never fear, I have figured it out and all problems have been solved. 
I am getting very excited about the new SNL spin-off coming to theaters soon, "Superstar".  I believe that this movie is titled as a result of this page's popularity!

This week I promised two of my friends, Rob and Jim (Roget) that I would mention them on my page.  I feel that this is fair considering they are dedicated fans of mine.
Rob is a funny guy.  He always makes me laugh and he helps me to feel like a Superstar.  That is a good thing.
Jim allows me to call him silly names, like Roget, even though I have never met him.  This makes him cool.  He has a pretty messed up web site, though, so I cannot mention such a thing on my site.  Sorry Roget.
Then, there is my Sarah.  My Sarah is a wonderful woman.  She loves me so.  On Friday, I took her with me to my office at school to do some work and she didn't get mad at me, even though I took too long and spent a half hour on the phone.  My Sarah is so understanding.  Even when we were late and missed the movie we wanted to see my Sarah did not get mad.  Instead, she just said we could see another movie.  I love my Sarah deeply and I wanted to take this moment to say that.

My Obsession:

This week, I will try and avoid talking about Canadian men.  Instead, I shall discuss another of my obsessions...Pearl Jam!  Yes, I am a Pearl Jam fanatic.  I love them so much.  They rock my world.  So therefore, I have included a picture of them for you to drool over.  No thanks necessary.

My friend, Bonnie, and I on Halloween in 1998.  I was dressed as Manwoman and she was a Shot in the Dark.