who may u b eh?! :   C to da ARI, nikka!

email :   banginbootie6969@hotmail.com

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   ur gay..

u may now comment... :   its ghetto but my site is better. fix ur bandwidth.. and um wtf why that pic of me eh? im gon fuckin edit that collage!

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   thatd be you ty very much...

who may u b eh?! :   You arent Canadian.

email :   

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   I shat myself.

u may now comment... :   You never mentioned who that fine handsome chap in the upper right corner was. Some of the ladies would like to know his name, I reckon. Get more people to draw stupid things for you... -- Remember, bagpipers use their personalites as birth control. =

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   Neptune is awesome! My, how I love that girl!

who may u b eh?! :   a man lookin 4 his dickbear

email :   

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   

u may now comment... :   wd on bein da 1st person 2 find their way ere cari. n keep comin bac 2 look at ur own pic, ur rackin up my counter n makin my site look all popular haha. u told me 2 use that pic u dumbass!!! luv ur edited version though, ill try put it up lol

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   myself - im an idiot whos signin his own guest bk... *sighs*

who may u b eh?! :   i say eh all da time, u dont ave 2 b canadian...

email :   

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   

u may now comment... :   fine?! handsome?! i dont believe those words came outta ur mouth, fallin asleep on da rollercoasters at 6 flags musta messed ur mind up... i can only seem 2 b able 2 find stupid ppl 2 draw things 4 me n not da other way round :P lol, leave my countrymen a

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   that fine hansome chap in da upper rite corner - hes actually a fat wobbly bastard from the neck down, sometimes known as santa :D

who may u b eh?! :   macca (g7) :P

email :   

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   hehe dunno........cant be arsed to think of one soz

u may now comment... :   hmmm....*thinks* what to say? ahh i know, wait.....no i dont sorry :P im useless arnt i? i havent even said anythin good hehe nvm see ya laterz

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   heyloooo all u ppl i know on the collage thingy majigga heylooo mummy! if ya ever see this :P and i woulsd like to mention BORN BABY BORN (thats just a lil thing me and born got goin :P oh yeah ill praise u matt, well donr, grrrrrreat collage!

who may u b eh?! :   you should be proud of your scottish hertiage - instead of imitating canadians...

email :   

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   

u may now comment... :   I wasnt talking about you, I was talking about the boy in the corner!! =P And nooo I Didnt fall asleep - I was rained on instead and left to wait in line for an hour for a 1:30 ride..

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   Again, my how Neptune roxx my world!!

who may u b eh?! :   a proud scot

email :   

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   

u may now comment... :   where?! *shocked* omg! did u just call ned (chao) a boy?!?! im gonna tell her n shell b comin after u wit her penknife! lol :P

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   damn that venus is 1 fine chick, no wonder her lil sis cant find a man. muwahahaha!!!

who may u b eh?! :   lmfao...er..i_love_yah_matt

email :   y do u wanna know?

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   life is like a penis..when its hard..fawk it!!

u may now comment... :   ROFLMFAO..

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   nope

who may u b eh?! :   miz

email :   dunno i forgot

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

u may now comment... :   i lub flower in a pot!!!!!!muaxxxxxx=D

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   i cant believe im saying this but....i lub yah site matt..whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

who may u b eh?! :   POOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT

email :   power in a flot, i forgot wot it is

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   Out of all the things I have lost... I miss my mind most :S

u may now comment... :   yey! i have the permission to comment, go DYERRRRRR u rawk! i dunno what my comment can be, xept you do duit black sir! tehehehe mwhahaha

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   firstly i wanna say thankyu to my mom and dad, my staff and mostly my fans for getting me where i am now... thankyou! I never expected to get this award so I dont have a speach prepared. i need to say a big thankyou to MIZ because she is the main reason I

who may u b eh?! :   Hima

email :   angelsweluv7291@yahoo.com

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   what ever floats ur boat

u may now comment... :   wheres my picture on ur collage :(

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   

who may u b eh?! :   miz

email :   .....

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   ....

u may now comment... :   hey you yes u im talking to you...the one who doesnt wear an underwear..YES YOU..i demand a bigger picture of FLOWER =|

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   YOU

who may u b eh?! :   -jennifer-

email :   snowpanda89@hotmail.com

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   hm.... *shrugs* for u? i dunno..u should just ask wats ur fav quote

u may now comment... :   my comment is gonna be the same as himas wheres my pic?? lol

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   

who may u b eh?! :   Im eating Chocolate...

email :   

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   Im LAGGIN!!

u may now comment... :   OO!!! a knife! Im so frightened!! And you know what corner i meant, YOUNG MAN!! or girl... you cant tell in that picture..

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   Oh thats right Venus is HOTT!! Neptune suxx!! She never gets any of the men!! OOo VENUS!! YOU ROXX GIRL!!

who may u b eh?! :   Cat

email :   pfft like you need it

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   stop running over me you fuckin bastard..

u may now comment... :   oh what, now i need permission..? other than the fact i have to die quietly with my giant dildo, its cool.

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   yeah. *abuses matt* im happy. =) me an my lowercase Ps! =p!! HA! YOU MADE ME WANT MCDONALDS DAMMIT MATT!

who may u b eh?! :   Josh

email :   this @ that . here

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   baka

u may now comment... :   *licks everyone* xP~~~~~~~~~~~~

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   xP~~~~~~~~~~~

who may u b eh?! :   

email :   

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   

u may now comment... :   

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   .

who may u b eh?! :   dallas_b_u_tee

email :   pitbull_kj@yahoo.com

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   dont eat nething that bleeds 4 5 days and doesnt die

u may now comment... :   Matt..ur crazy as hell..ur little page is kool..

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   I wanna say 2 whomeva is wearing the thong on the collage..make SURE you at least have some kinda curves..GEEZ..I did get a good laugh out of it though =O

who may u b eh?! :   im leah... aka toasty

email :   

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   i dont feel like thinking of one at the moment.. maybe later

u may now comment... :   hey that guy in the upper right corner.. he looks either english.. or maybe english/irish... hmm... anyways. great page.

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   abuse: you *punches* insult: you.. half and half praise: cos im so cool? :S mention: matt cause he looks so hot in a miniskirt.

who may u b eh?! :   

email :   

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   Weve been seeing a lot of each other lately, and I really think its in my best interest if I went out with someone more popular, better looking & drives a nicer car.

u may now comment... :   I have a list of demands here...1 A bigger picture for myself...2 More fame....3 Lots of die hard fans....4 I demand that you put the pig picture on this collage. That should just about do it.

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   I dont want to abuse or insult anyone...on purpose anyways....and of course I dont know how to praise. So that leaves me with very little to say...except..Sam is hot...Go CUBS!

who may u b eh?! :   

email :   

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   I know Im fat but I cannot help it. And I drive a nice car, dammit. SO PISS OFF! lmfao

u may now comment... :   

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   

who may u b eh?! :   idiot who cant stay away from his own guestbk

email :   

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   him - u fool, how can u not find urself?! :S miz - i didnt resize pots pic, tell her 2 get a bigger 1!!! lol jen - u never gave me ur pic silly...

u may now comment... :   leah - omg... u die... ur just jealous u dont fit in a miniskirt :P lol person who posted blank entry - er... whor u?! give urself up now! dont make me hunt u down, grr...

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   nic - 1 send me a bigger pic 2 go marry some1 rich n famous 3 that films got plenty fans already :P 4 not on da collage but its up :D

who may u b eh?! :   my friends addicted 2 helium

email :   

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   wotty wot wot?!?! (if he thought this was funny he should hear me say it... woy wowo?!?! lol)

u may now comment... :   trust me, thats a man. dont make me upload some hard evidence 4 it, lol i demand u hand those helium over now!!! :/ (oh yes, thats da face alrite...)

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   venus roxx! neptune suxx! n jupiter has a big red eye!!!

who may u b eh?! :   matt - dead n in hell

email :   

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   

u may now comment... :   i think wer even now, i mean u threw me off a bridge 2 swim wit sharks, then u ran me over b4 i could even start my mcds... i paid good money 4 that happy meal, grr... n use captial Ps damn it!!! lol

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   

who may u b eh?! :   I am addicated.. I cant help it.. =..( IM YOUR FRIEND?!

email :   

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   No, I shall not give myself up dammit!

u may now comment... :   Would you like to know how Jupiter got that huge magnificant red eye?! Well one day at a family picnic, Saturn showed up with her husband of the month (shes been married many times and has kept all her rings) and well Mercury was upset because she dated S

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   

who may u b eh?! :   DAMMIT!! WHY!?! WHY THE LIMIT?!

email :   

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   Anyway..

u may now comment... :   and well Mercury was upset because she dated Sirus before Saturn got her grubby fingers on him - long story short: Saturn got mad and threw Mercury at Jupiter - the poor guy.. hes been a little slow ever since he got that big red bruise - it hasnt healed

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   

who may u b eh?! :   ... DAMMIT

email :   

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   Now.. you may ask what Jupiter had to do with it - well it just happened that Saturn was jealous of Jupiters rendovous with its many moons, and so to kill two birds

u may now comment... :   with one stone (or two annoying sibling planets with one small planet), she threw Mercury at Jupiter.. Mercurys ego was just bruised and as you all know.. poor Jupiter.. hes been so slow.. =/

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   Mercury kind just stays off in his little part of the solar system, but not as far off as dear lil Pluto who was walked in during -- but thats another story for another day..

who may u b eh?! :   Will

email :   

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt - Abraham Lincoln

u may now comment... :   yo dawg, that collage be tight dawg, its raw man! thats da bomb baby. but u still missing one thang! my picture. i get it to u ASAP or quicker. Lates

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   Christina Aguilera, Christina Aguilera, and Christina Aguilera. Alyson, Alicat, Rashid, Joey, Echo, FUBU, Luke, and, most of all, Matt!! Oh Yeah, Christina Aguilera, too.

who may u b eh?! :   i may be me

email :   

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   eat shit and die

u may now comment... :   

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   

who may u b eh?! :   umm val ?!?!?!?!?!

email :   

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   thats alright, thats okay, it aint nothing but another day, only God knows where id be if ud ever stop lovin me! (haha, thats just a good song)

u may now comment... :   ummmm HI MATT! hehehehe..... ummm idk what to say so bye bye matty-poo! (jk)

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   ummm not at the moment, i dont think.....hmmmm....

who may u b eh?! :   theirishstudwholicks

email :   naoscaire84@yahoo.ie

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   lol, matt yer a kilt, what else could it be? :p

u may now comment... :   er.. matt yer a kilt, no doubt about it now ive seen this, and erm... some of those girls would be good for a poke when the tellys broke :p

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   

who may u b eh?! :   cecely

email :   funky_monkey200469@yahoo.com

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   same ole shit matt!

u may now comment... :   no comment..(as usual)

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   umm... no one?

who may u b eh?! :   The cornetto between the couch cushions.

email :   

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   Get me out of the couch, dammit!

u may now comment... :   I dont need your permission, I rule your life for I am the CORNETTO OF THE MIGHTY THUNDER GOD THOR!! HOOOOOO!! (a little bit of Liono from the Thunder Cats for you - you lucky Matty Paddy.)

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   Well, over five pages of guestbook enteries - you are loveded! You actually have friends! Oh my, I know - thats hard to believe. (LMFAO - Im so bored, can you tell?)

who may u b eh?! :   I forgot about my addiction to heliums.

email :   

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   LMFAO - my brother got some balloons because it was his birthday just yesterday (23.06) and i want to steal them.. BWHAHAHAHA!!!

u may now comment... :   Will you help me steal the heliums?

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   Oh and venus says hi -that bytch.

who may u b eh?! :   Katie

email :   kweber041@cox.net

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   Loose one friend,Loose all friends,Loose yourself.

u may now comment... :   hey matt i doubt u remember me but i met u on yahoo, my s/n is derekjeter0201 and i_still_love_himgurly...now do you remember me?? lol from when i talked to u u seem pretty kool. wish u lived near me u would b like one of my best friends lol well g2g grea

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   yea i do actually,his name is wade...hes my ex. now i hate him sooo much n yet i stilll love him..but o well...ok wade wat kind of friend goes and hurts a friend like that???u say its not ur style to lie to gurls...then y did u lie to me??? i may forgive

who may u b eh?! :   

email :   

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   A little birdie told me that someone named Katie likes youuuu....

u may now comment... :   

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   omfg - matty pad, my brother isnt home tonight - I could sooo - steal the heliums.. too bad we arent playing voice.. lmfao =/

who may u b eh?! :   DAUGHTER OF SATAN

email :   RAORAOWRORORAROA

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   Daughter of Satan knows when youre sleeping, knows when youre awake, knows when youve been bad or good so be naughty for mattys sake.

u may now comment... :   Why the hell do I keep posting in your damn guestbook? =/ Is it magnetized so I cant pull myself away?! WHAT DID YOU DO TO IT?! I BLAME YOUUUSSS!!

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   Ive hit a creative block - well, more like I know excatly what I want to do but not how to proceed - BAH!! Its so frustrating!! Maybe I should draw more Matty Pads...

who may u b eh?! :   j0ker_babe

email :   j0ker_babe@yahoo.com

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   hmmm... i have absolutely no idea... if u had to pick a quote for me, wat wld it be?

u may now comment... :   Hehe... Matty ur crazy.. lol, jk... very interesting homepage... Mayb u sld add me 2 ur collage lol... justa thought... Laterz... =P

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   hmmm wat to say, wat to say... Ill just say, STACYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY *licks ya*

who may u b eh?! :   adj

email :   

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   shut the hell up matt lmfao

u may now comment... :   awwwwww look at all my mattypads.... ill have to draw a LOT more of them if i wanna get anywhere close to catching up to Nep ! loll

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   I LOVE ANTHONY PITTORE, III :D hehehehehe were gettin married :

who may u b eh?! :   *Nicole*....Does This Shirt Make My Boobs Look Big?

email :   doesthisshirtmakemyboobslookbig@yahoo.com

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   You know how you said before, how your parents use you to get back at each other? Wouldnt I be outstanding in that capacity? And also the thing about me dating someone who looks better, makes more money, and drives a nicer car.

u may now comment... :   This whole going back to work thing was cool for awhile b/c Im getting paid...but in the big scheme of things I realized Im actually doing work and this sucks.

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   I want Sam....multiple times...on the same day....and other days as well....oh um you get the point. Someday were getting married...I think.

who may u b eh?! :   

email :   

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   eh.. havent written here in awhile - havent seen you in a bit either, so why not just say hi here instead of sending you one of those damn offline messages where Id loose my mind..

u may now comment... :   sooo... HIII MATTY!! =) How is life treating you - lol. GO TO BED - Oh hell. I dunno. I made Pepperoni a new cage! YAY! =)

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   I LOOOOOOOVEEE AAAAAADDDDDDJJJJJ!! =) Oh and yes, DAUGHTERS OF SATAN UNITE!! ROAROAOROAROAORAOOROAR!!!

who may u b eh?! :   shrek

email :   r_we_there_yet@no_wer_not_there_yet.exclamation.mark

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   lol, oh god u crazy fool, i thought i got rid of u from my guestbk... :S omg (*matty) ave u still got those helium??? lmao

u may now comment... :   i hope u didnt make pepperonis cage urself, or itd prob collapse durin da nite n kill da poor thing... *sob*

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   no way! i left a cornetto in between da couch cushions?? must find it n eat it... NOW!!! *runs around like a chickless headken*

who may u b eh?! :   me me me!!!

email :   

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   oh 2 those ppl who sent me pics, ill stick it on da collage as soon as i ave time (mmm... ur prob lookin at around exam time wen i should b studyin...) but thanx 4 sendin them! :D

u may now comment... :   tigers got 20 more matty pads waitin 4 me wen i get home... :S so i hope u avent been drawin lucyfer lol

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   oh nic ur alive? i hadnt seen u or sam 4 ages, thought u guys ran off 2 some remote tropical island 2 get married lol nice 2 hear from ya! :)

who may u b eh?! :   puss... in boots!

email :   

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   4 u baby... i could b ;)

u may now comment... :   r we there yet? r we there yet? R WE FUKIN THERE YET??? lmao

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   lol, u were rite, i luved puss! n da gingerbread man was sooo damn cute!!! brin bac da goddam shrek imvironment yahoo!!! grr... lol

who may u b eh?! :   Your Guestbooks Stalker

email :   

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   I could never leave the guestbook - its still very maganitizing.. (which isnt a word! LOL)

u may now comment... :   Yes, the helium is still stashed in my closet! I bet its kinda lonely in there =/ that poor thing.

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   AND I DID MAKE PEPPERONIS CAGE MYSELF - THANK YOU VERY MUCH! I hope you die on your adventures, you fool. :/ LOL -

who may u b eh?! :   

email :   

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   I forgot!! LOL - I told you would like Shrek 2!! LOL - Glad to see you saw it!! Wasnt Puss in boots hilerious?! LOL - The knight police chase was the best, being caught with the cat nip - OMG! I have to buy that movie!

u may now comment... :   NO WE ARENT THERE YET DAMMIT!

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   LOL - I want that Shrek Imvironment back too =(. We had such great times with that. =(

who may u b eh?! :   a mentally disturbed man desperately tryin 2 hide from his stalker

email :   

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   lol omfm how often do u check my guestbk??? i only put them up yesterday n uve replied 2 them already... :S

u may now comment... :   :S is this face annoyin btw? cos kc told me da other day that if i used it another time shed fly over ere n kick me in... which doesnt sound 2 bad an idea :P

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   lol u took matty pads life already wit that horny polar bear, so u aint takin mine till i get that revenge!!! grr... :\ ooo, look! its DA face!!! arghhh... lmao

who may u b eh?! :   

email :   

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   oh damn yahoo that fiendish bastard, he took da horns from da face! :S GET EM MAY PADSSSSS!!!!! (horns)+:\ lol

u may now comment... :   

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   

who may u b eh?! :   

email :   

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   Well how often do you check your damn guestbook?! Am I NOT allowed to check it?! I can check your book whenever I feel like it, thank-you-very-much. I dont see a sign that says that I cant take a peek whenever I want - and if i did id probably stomp on it

u may now comment... :   Ive never found :S annoying. Then again I have an annoying face as well: =/ sooo, you shouldnt be asking me. When she said, If I ever see that face again.. did you say, sorry :S lmfao! And oh yes a lovely Aussie coming to kick you is a lovely treat, indee

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   Not my fault if that polar bear was hungry! How was I supposed to know that he was also so .. very.. very... horny?! Stop blamning meee!! I can make the pad come back to life anyway - with new and approved pictures.. but thats for later.. and you cant giv

who may u b eh?! :   

email :   

if u had 2 pick a quote 4 me wot would it b? :   OKay one. Im too lazy to say what I wanted to say before I was broken off because theres a stupid limit to your book. DAMN YOUR BOOK AND ITS LIMIT OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!

u may now comment... :   Did you ever think that your guestbook would gain this much popularity? It gets hit on everyday, doesnt? LOL - Its even more suave than yourself, even though thats not saying much...

ne1 u wanna abuse/insult/praise/mention? :   Oh and.. um.. your birthday is coming up next week =) BWHAHAHAHAA!!!!