Insane Wayne versus Edward Walker

Who's The Boss Match

Referee: Laura Walker

Writer: Ed Walker

JP: This is a match that a lot of people have been waiting to see all night, two men with a deep hatred, but also respect for one another, will collide in this ring.

[Laura Walker is already in the ring, wearing a very suggestive black and white striped top. The crowd are wolf-whistling her and she responds with a smile and blows a kiss at someone in the audience. Peter Santos strides to the centre of the ring and prepares to bellow in his usual tones at the crowd.]

Peter Santos: Introducing first, weighing in at 200 lbs., from Chicago, Illinois, he is the owner and founder of the Maximum Wrestling Federation, please be upstanding for the MWF CEO, Edward Walker!

["Munich" by Editors blasts through the PA system and the crowd leap to their feet cheering as the MWF CEO strides out from behind the entrance curtain, he salutes the ten thousand fans in attendance with his right hand raised proudly in the air. A huge smile is across Walker's face as he looks up at the MWF logo and in the corner of his eye a tear seems to be welling up. He looks down at the ring, as he strides down the ramp, and his daughter smiles and waves to her father.]

JP: I hope Laura Walker has her ears wide open for this.

[Edward Walker reaches the ring and climbs between the ropes, he walks to the turnbuckle and slowly climbs to the second rope and raises both arms to his adoring crowd. His entrance is shattered as the sound of "My Sacrifice" by Creed rips through the PA system.]

Peter Santos: Introducing the opponent, weighing in at 280 lbs., from the Misery's, Florida, a former MWF President, Television Champion, Xtreme Champion and Tag Team Champion, "Hardcore Legend" Insane Wayne!

[Blue lights flicker in the entrance way as Insane Wayne strides out, dressed in a long black coat and his hair slicked back he has a mean snarl on his face.]

Sully: Quite possibly the greatest wrestler the MWF ever had, who has never held the MWF World Heavyweight Championship.

Sully: It's something he holds against Walker, a very personal grudge.

[Insane Wayne pulls off his coat in the entrance way and throws it into the crowd, he stretches back his arms and shows off his toned body and roars challenges at Walker as he makes his way down the entrance ramp. Laura Walker looks on with caution at the father of her child.]

JP: Insane Wayne is a competitor and he hates to lose, there is nothing Wayne hates more than losing.

Sully: I wonder if this match will actually stay in the ring, because we all know Wayne loves a bit of hardcore.

[Insane Wayne reaches the ring, he walks round the to the steps and walks slowly up them...glancing at Walker as he does, the two men's eyes meet and they do not leave each other as Wayne treads into the ring. The crowd fall strangely silent and a nervous tension comes across the arena, Laura Walker motions for Peter Santos to leave the ring and she steps in-between the two men. She speaks to her father, before turning to Insane Wayne and saying something to him also. She motions for Walker and Wayne to shake hands, Walker extends his hand with a smile but Wayne slaps Walker's hand away and the crowd jeer loudly. Walker looks stunned at this lack of respect, and Wayne spits into the eye of Walker.]

JP: Insult!

Sully: Only Wayne would dare do that...

[Walker looks in shock as he wipes the spit from his eye, Laura Walker calls for the bell and the MWF CEO has the crowd behind him as he charges at Insane Wayne. Wayne smiles and side-steps the onrushing Walker, the MWF CEO rockets past and hits the ropes, he bounces back and Wayne slams a straight arm across the throat of Walker and knocks him to the floor. Wayne stands over Walker and just smiles as the MWF CEO writhes in pain. Wayne walks away from Walker and raises his arms in the air, he looks around as cameras flash and the crowd boo loudly at him....Walker stands up behind Insane Wayne, clutching his throat, he comes behind Wayne and grabs him round the neck. Wayne staggers back as Walker applies some pressure and locks in a sleeper hold, but Walker doesn't have the strength to keep Wayne down and the former MWF President pulls Walker up over his shoulder and throws him to the ground. Walker is laid out on his back as Wayne sits down and slams a right hand into the side of Walker's face, he pulls back and a left hand follows...]

JP: He's pummelling the life out of the MWF CEO....

Sully: ...I'm not sure how much longer this match can go on, I know it's only just started but it's a walk over.

[Laura Walker looks on in horror as Wayne slams his fist into Walker's head again, and something in Walker's mouth bursts and blood flows out between his teeth. The crowd see the blood and jeer Insane Wayne, who laps it up. Wayne climbs from the ring and walks across to the announce table.]

JP: He's heading our way Sully.

Sully: Wayne's going to show Walker who the boss is, that's for sure.

[Wayne pushes a stage hand off their seat and grabs the steel chair, he snaps it shut and walks back towards the ring. Laura Walker rushes across and warns Insane Wayne, he laughs and shouts something at her as he slides into the ring. Wayne pushes Laura away, and moves towards Edward Walker. The owner and founder of the MWF is on his knees, attempting to get to his feet, dripping blood across the canvas. Insane Wayne raises the steel chair and the crowd gasp as it slams down on the side of Walker's head, the MWF CEO doesn't fall, he sways slightly and Insane Wayne raises the chair again and swings it like a baseball bat across the side of Walker's face. Laura Walker screams as one her father's teeth flies across the ring and he collapses, blood dripping from his mouth and nose. Wayne calls for a microphone and Peter Santos throws one into the ring.]

JP: Walker should just say it now...

JP: He's lost a god damn tooth!

[Wayne stands over Walker who is coughing up blood left, right and centre, he leans down and speaks.]

Wayne: Walker, listen to me, for the safety of yourself, and those around you....just give in, say it....

[Wayne shoves the microphone into Walker's face, Walker's about to say something when suddenly a voice roars from the entrance way.]

Voice: Leave him the hell alone!

[The crowd explode as the former MWF World Heavyweight Champion, Anarkist, comes striding down the entrance way.]

Anarkist: Wayne, you're nothing but a half-brained fuck wit, you think you're the big man tonight don't you? That man is still recovering from a heart attack and you're knocking seven damn bells out of him!

Wayne: Anarkist, this is none of your business.

Anarkist: Like hell it is, I have more to do with everyone in that ring than anyone else in this company.

[Insane Wayne drops the microphone and prepares for a fight, but he doesn't need to, as Anarkist walks down the entrance ramp and figure jumps from the crowd and tackles Anarkist to the ground. The fans jeer as a steel chain flies up in the air and clamps itself around the body of Anarkist, and the camera zooms in to show Gutter Rat opening up a wound on Anarkist's shoulder. Walker is almost back on his feet, as Insane Wayne smiles and pulls Walker onto his shoulders, he points to the crowd and hits the Dead To The World! The ring shakes on impact and the crowd jeers loudly. Walker is nearly out cold. Wayne grabs the microphone and Walker breathes heavily into it.]

Walker: .....Wayne....Wayne....you son of a bitch.....you're the boss.

[With those words Walker rolls over in serious pain, Laura Walker calls for the bell and holds her father's hand as medics rush to the ring. Insane Wayne looks on as Gutter Rat drags Anarkist to the backstage, Wayne stands on the turnbuckle as 'My Sacrifice' by Creed hits. He shouts at the crowd and looks incredibly smug.]

Peter Santos: And the winner of this match, Insane Wayne!

[Medics surround Walker as the crowd watch on in hushed tones.]

JP: I think we'd better go to a commercial, this doesn't look good for Walker.

Sully: Not at all, but Insane Wayne proved he's the boss.

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