Real Statements found on Church Bulletins

  • The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.

  • Weight Watchers will meet a 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

  • Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.

  • The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

  • Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan in preparing for the girth of their first child.

  • Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

  • The associate minister unveiled the church's new giving campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge--Up Yours."

  • 8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

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