God decided it was time to end the world, so he called together those whom he considered the three most influential people in the world -- Bill Clinton, Fidel Castro and Bill Gates. "The world will end," God told them. "You must go tell the people."
Clinton made a statement on CNN. "I have good news and bad news," he said. "The good news is that we have been right, there is a God. The bad news is he is ending the world."
Castro sent out a worldwide message to all Communists. "I have bad news and worse news," he said. "The bad news is that we have been wrong , there is a God. The worse news is that he is ending the world."
Bill Gates got on his computer and sent a worldwide e-mail. "I have good news and I have better news," he wrote. "The good news is that God thinks I'm one of the three most influential people in the world. The better news is that we don't have to upgrade Windows 95!"
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