You might be a Harding Student if...

• You bring an engagement ring on a blind date

• You hum the alma mater (along with the bells) on the way to chapel

• You have two full drawers of club t-shirts

• Your goal in life is to perfect the phrase "You ARE dismissed."

• You walk 20 steps out of your way to avoid the bell tower

• You've seen Dr. Burks jog early in the morning in spandex

• You have THE PASS

• You consider a "minor date" the guy who sits 6 rows down from you in chapel

• You've recieved a crank call at three in the morning reminding you that its daylight savings time

• You're the reject of "The Marriage Factory"

• You've dated the reject of "The Marriage Factory"

• You are "The Marriage Factory"

• You've slept in a train station in Europe at HUF

• You're keeping the dollar general store in business

• You're keeping Wally World in business

• You hypnotically say "GREAT!!!" when you hear the phrase "Student Impact!"

• You get more campus mail than regular mail

• You get a haircut during Thanksgiving break

• No matter where you go-- Little Rock or Memphis-- you always run into at least three other Harding students

• Three words: FEED, FEED, ARKANSAS

• You know exactly the time needed on those waffles in the cafeteria

• The dorm mother flushed your goldfish down the toilet

• Your curfew is later at home

• Terry Davis wife finder?

• You're a victim of "The Mabee Challenge"

• Pa-pa Johns knows you on a first name basis

• Your penniless because of HUB prices

• You've survived Jimmy Allen's Romans Class

• You had a grande party in the Little Rock airport

• You find yourself screaming "Go, Fight, Wee-in!" in your sleep

• You're a male and find yourself at 2 am at the A&W Rootbeer Stand

• You're a female and find yourself at 2 am locked in an escape-proof fortress

• You wear funny-looking numbered shirts on the same day of the week, every week

• You think someone's a rebel for wearing shorts before 4pm

• You think nothing of buying a new pair of underwear rather than washing the 23 pairs piled in the corner of your room

• You get more e-mail than real mail

• Your day isn't complete until you check your club box

• You're excited when "open house" comes

• You know what the letters DCB stands for

• You keep a mental list of what's in the cafeteria subdivided into "edible" and "inedible"

• You have have participated in, or listened to, a discussion on whether its "Harding Bison" or "Harding Bisons"

• You get really excited when they're serving chicken nuggets in the cafeteria

• You've spent more than 3 hours this semester standing in line at Center Stage

• You've ever had to use the ATM machine to go to the 1$ movie at the Searcy 5- which is almost never really $1

• Your idea of an outing with your roomates is a trip to Wal-Mart.

• You consider a trip to Mickey D's or Wendy's going out for "real food"

• You think nothing of wearing the same jeans 5 times in a row

• You count walking around campus as excercise for your "Intro to Wellness" class

• You have been sprayed by the fountain while taking club (Choir etc.) pictures

• You have spend more time in the library than you have asleep

• You did your Christmas shopping courtesy of DCB

• You've changed your major 3 (+) times

• You've condisdered getting a slave... oops, boyfriend... to carry your laundry (Wal-mart bags, etc)

• You spend hours coming up with creative messages to put on your answering machine

• You've ever done a load of clothes (or dishes) in the bathtub (or sink)

• You can't afford to buy a used CD at Hastings

• You've ever had less that $0.99 in your checking account

• You've ever referred to anyone as "That person who sits in front of me in Bible (or chapel)"

• You've ever worried about how many chapel skps you have

• You plan your sleep patterns around your chapel skips

• A true sign of loyalty is sitting in your friend's chap seat while they finish up a term paper

• You've "participated" in a movie

• You've watched (or participated in) someone getting on stage during the final scene of "Twister"

• You've ever gotten angry at a character in a movie for botching up their chances at an engagement (dag nab it, we take those seriously here) and/or made commentary (rude or otherwise) because of it

• You refer to the "Passion Pit" as an actual geographical location

• The highlight of your day is getting a phone bill, because, by George, its mail

• You check your mail at least 16 times a day

• You sleep through the cafeteria's lunch hours on Saturday

• The security people don't scare you

• Your idea of breakfast is a pop-tart on the way to chapel

• The words "Function", "Hayride", "Beau", "Queen", "DCB", "Spring Sing" and "Chapel" are in your working vocabulary

• You own a stuffed bison

• You've accidentally walked out of the laundry-mat with someone else's underwear

• You have ever reffered to a place smaller than your Mom's kitchen as "Home"

• You have to take up a collection to buy a friend a $5 birthday (Christmas) present

• You consider "Fudge" a very strong word

• You wrote Christmas cards so you wouldn't have to study for finals

• You've ever eaten meal express more than once a week

• You know the derogatory nicknames for every Christian university in America (ie-- David Liberal and Almost Christian University)

• You have ever thought of a list of jokes like this one!

• You've built and established friendships that will last a lifetime...

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