"'You Are My Darling Even Though You Also Know My Sister.'"
"'I Love Hamburgers, I Like You!'"
"'I Am in Love with You Most of the Time, but Don't Bother Me When I'm with My Friends.'"
"'Hey, Baby, I Don't like Girls but I'm Willing to Forget You Are One!'"
"One of the Greek lady gods got a crush on one of the Greek man gods. He tried to hit her with lightning and thunderbolts, but he just couldn't get her away from him ... After a while, they became the first married gods."
"They are just practicing for when they might have to walk down the aisle someday and do the holy matchimony thing."
"One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills."
"When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down and they don't get up for at least an hour."
"All of a sudden, the people get movies fever so they can sit together in the dark."
"You learn it right on the spot when the gooshy feelings get the best of you."
"Don't forget your girlfriend's name ... That will mess up the love."
"Be a good kisser. It might make your girlfriend forget the things you forget to do."
"Don't say you love somebody and then change your mind ... Love isn't like picking what movie you want to watch."
"In three words, I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on."