How to Annoy a Yankee

  1. Refer to EVERY softdrink as a Coke.
  2. When they talk nostalgically about the North, tell them Delta is ready when they are.
  3. Talk REAL slow, and ask them to speak more slowly so you can understand what they're saying.
  4. Take your own sweet time.
  5. Always order sweet tea and/or grits.  When they don't have it, raise a ruckus!
  6. Offer to send up a bottle of fresh air.
  7. Talk loudly and often about SEC football and ACC basketball.
  8. Insist on being addressed by your first AND middle name.  (For example: Lisa Marie, John Michael, Jim Bob)
  9. Frequently bring up "The War of Northern Aggression" in conversation. If anyone ever says the words "Civil War," always interject that "there weren't nothing Civil about it."
  10. Address all males as "son" and women as "little lady."
 
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