Step 1 Ignore all further steps until Step 8

Step 2 Take one avocado

Step 3 Place it in a Mongeese Blender

Step 4 Puree

Step 5 Take out and roll into a thick paste

Step 6 Sprinkle paprika over the paste

Step 7 Read the manual of Parking Hurricanes On Ice

Step 8 Roll the paste into a ball and cover the manual of Parking Hurricanes On Ice with it

Step 9 Ignore Step 1 and continure with Step 2

Step 10 Ignore Step 7, you won't know what you've missed

Step 11 Lick the Paste off of the Manual

Step 12 Drink a cold cold glass of milk and eat some bread, to lower the temperature in your mouth down to 145 degrees

Step 13 This Step is Unlucky so refer to Step 14 and watch your Step

Step 14 Walk under a ladder in your house accompanied by your cat while holding an open umbrella and be sure to step on a mirror

Step 15 AH NO! If you really did Step 14...you're out! We didn't say Simon says!

Step 16 Run over yourself with your car

Step 17 Ignore Step 16 before its too late

Step 18 Beat two eggs and some french fries in a bowl...without breaking the eggs

Step 19 Set them in the microwave

Step 20 Take them out of the microwave, without doing anything to them

Step 21 If you've read this far then ponder this question, "How do you run over yourself with a car?"

Step 22 ÷ 11 = 2

Step 23 Grab a piece of paper

Step 24 Write the names of all 50 states and their capitols (please state this in the form of a question)

Step 25 Take this paper and insert it in a Ugnormacitalical fold into the mix refered to back in step 20

Step 26 Add a pinch of Brylcream (a little dab'll do ya)

Step 27 Grab the latest version of WebStarr's dictionary and look up the words in steps 28 thru 34

Step 28 Psnorg

Step 29 Mized

Step 30 Snifrel

Step 31 Kretch

Step 32 Fruvous

Step 33 Gleeb

Step 34 Life

Step 35 If you've found the meaning to the word in Step 34 email mcstahalen@hotmail.com

Step 36 If you've not found the meaning to the word in Step 34, we are not surprised.

Step 37 Take a 5 min comfort room break

Step 38 Coming back to the mix in Step 26, feed it to a dog lackey. They love the stuff

Step 39 Read the manual for Washing Elephants Under A Tornado

Step 40 Wash an Elephant Under A Tornado

Step 41 Washing Elephants Under A Tornado May Be Hazardous to your health if you don't eat twinkies

Step 42 If you do not eat Twinkies, ignore the next step and skip to Step 44

Step 43 Scream

Step 44 Forget about the Twinkies. Go back to Step 43

Step 45 Sing your favorite Beatles song into a Spoon

Step 46 Dress up like a Yellow Submarine and Monkee-walk around the neighborhood with your poor unsuspecting friend.

Step 47 If you don't have a favorite Beatles Song, we pity you.

Step 48 If you do not have Revolver by the Beatles, go and get it.

Step 49 Water the plants in a rain Storm

Step 50 Fix a hole, so the rain doesn't get in and stop your mind from wandering

Step 51 Write down the answer to the question in Step 21

Step 52 Take the piece of paper that the answer is written on, and eat it.

Step 53 Take the answer and type it in our guestbook

Step 54 Make another mix like the one mentioned in Step 38, and feed it to your unsuspecting friend from Step 46.

Step 56 Ponder where Step 55 went

Step 57 Search for it in your freezer

Step 58 Hope that there are no Googlebobby's in there

Step 59 Look "Googlebobby" up in WebStarr's Dictionary

Step 60 Step into a closet and shut the door

Step 61 What is the meaning of Life?

Step 62 Listen to "Tomorow Never Knows" in the closet and think about Step 61

Step 63 Those of you without "Tomorrow Never Knows", eat Twinkies.

Step 64 Put a pair of sandals on your head and roam thru the house singing "When I'm 64"

Step 65 Eat an entire box of Rice Krispies.

Step 66 If you feel sick, read the Order Of The Dog Lackeys while eating salt crackers

Step 67 The Step of Love

Step 68 Listen to "All you need is Love" with you eyes closed

Step 69 Recite Ben Casey, Act I

Step 70 refer to Step 55 and then go directly to Step 71, do not pass GO, do not collect 100 $.

Step 71 Get-out-of-Step-71-free cards will be taken at this time.

Step 72 if you don't have one, well go anyways, 71 is meaner than Mean Mr Mustard himself

Step 73 Tha' chicken never crossed the road. We just put it 'round 'e was crossin' it.

Step 74 Start liking operations because they give you a sense of outlook........Don't they?

Step 75 Go find Gideon's Bible.

Step 76 If you find it, give it to Rocky Raccoon. He reported it missing July 8 1970, after Gideon issued a 6000 $ reward for it

Step 55 Well, here it is!!!! Whaddaya know

Step 77 Think. Should you give it to Rocky or Gideon?

Step 78 Can you blank in a fill?

Step 79 Explain the meaning of the phrase "On a Lighter Note"

Step 80 The Goldsboro Torture: Force your victim to listen to "Honey" over and over again for the rest of their lives...should be about twenty-three minutes.

Step 81 Step 80 was just a fact to help you think

Step 82 You have now entered the Eighties. BEWARE.

Step 83 Don't you think you entered the 80's back at # 80? If so then skip step 84. If not then skip step 85

Step 84 Why don't these questions make more SENSE?

Step 85 Good you've read sense.html

Step 86 Toothpaste is not to be used on the elbows.

Step 87 Anyone who flosses their toes must know the answer to Step 21

Step 88 Beware of Un-identified Flying Cupcakes (floating in a sea of sour cream)

Step 89 Run over your car with yourself

Step 90 If you have no car, substitute broccoli

Step 91 Remember that Step 59? Please write in our guestbook the answer.

Step 92 In case of Googlebobbys, run.

Step 93 Run anyways, everyone needs some exercise

Step 94 Except for Kate Moss

Step 95 I think we ran out of Peat Moss

Step 96 Peat and Kate Moss were married on July 24, 1998, 1:50 A.M. Central Time

Step 97 Just ignore step 93. Think taking all these steps is enough exercise?

Step 98 Who needs excercise...all you need is love (and twinkies)

Step 99 Agent 99 was played by Barbara Feldon. This message will self destruct in 9 seconds. Move on to step 100

Step 100 The next statement is true. The previous statement is false. Which is true, and which is false?

Step 101 Step 100 was false in saying that step 99 was false, because this is true.

Step 102 Please ignore the previous two statements, they may cause brain damage. And doesn't that last one remind you of Dalmatians...

Step 103 If you've made it this far, you should seek for HELP! ( can be found at your local movie rental)

Step 104 You may be wondering if this manual ends. We're sorry if we've kept you waiting to find this out. But you'll just have to scroll further down and keep reading to find the answer.

Step 105 Do not wonder about it. This manual shall end when we want it to. And you won't be able to read it until then.

Step 106 You haven't lived until you've stepped in dog lackey caca

Step 107 You haven't lived until you've eaten corn flakes and orange juice

Step 108 Famous Leaning Towers for $800, Alex.

Step 109 Steps 106, 107, 110, and 111 are for your info only. Do not try them unless you fully understand us

Step 110 You haven't lived til you've ridden your bike barefoot on a dirt road after a long rain

Step 111 You haven't lived until you've watched already psychedelic movies......with 3D glasses

Step 112 Ever noticed how much rn looks like m?

Step 113 if you've noticed the thing in step 112 then repeat step 79 and put the answer in the guestbook

Step 114 If you don't think there is room for all this in the guestbook, please sign the guestbook now with your answer to the question in Step 83

Step 115 If you followed step 114 then we are grateful. Don't worry. We can always get a second bookie

Step 116 If you know someone named Valleri, Papa Gene, Mean Mr. Mustard, or Lovely Rita please do not sign the guestbook.

Step 117 If those names aforementioned in step 116 were nicknames g'head. We don't mind.

Step 118 If you will notice, the number of the next step backwards is a phone number. We would like you to call this number now, and give them a detailed lecture on the meaning of life.*

Step 119 Ignore step 118

Step 120 Services are usually down. Please wait a few years and try again

Step 121 Please don't take some of the more dangerous steps seriously

Step 122 Like the ones involving phone numbers, googlebobbys, and flaming pies.

Step 123 We hope you have some sense, tho there is no such thing, in determining the real from the vividly imagined experience, tho there is no difference.... Mebbe you should refer to Peter Tork

Step 124 Right now, this box composes our universe

Step 125 If you knew that you were in a big black box then yell SPOON. Did you know it from HEAD or from sense.html?

Step 126 It's all in the mind.

Step 127 Playing those mind games together..... If you didn't know that line, then listen to John Lennon some.

Step 128 If you didn't know who John Lennon is, we're very sorry. If you hang around us long enough, you'll find out

Step 129 If you hang around us long enough, you'll find out lots of things. Skip to step 132.

Step 130 Why isn't the © symbol copyrighted?

Step 131 Why is the sky turning yellow?

Step 132 If you know the answers to the aforesaid questions (found in Steps 130 and 131), you're lucky. Even though you were TOLD to ignore them

Step 133 Answer Steps 130, 131, 59, 61, 78, and 79 and comply them in a large email to mcstahalen@hotmail.com We'd love to hear from you..*g*

Step 134 Congratulations! You are now Officially Insane, having read this far through the How To Make A Dumb Instruction Manual manual. Please continue

Step 135 If you are sick of this, we give you your only chance until the end, to leave

Step 136 No, really...this IS your last chance!!!!

Step 137 Okay we warned you. Now, go to step 140.

Step 138 Is this step really here? YOU decide

Step 139 Nothing is Real. If you don't know who said that, I don't think you've seen our page....

Step 140 If your name is Aloysius...we don't believe it.

Step 141 Do you believe in magic in a young girl's heart? (mebbe you need to brush up on your 60's music....either that or watch the McDonald's commercial)

Step 142 What is the number of ants on a Tennessee anthill? (If you don't understand me, go buy the greatest hits of the Lovin' Spoonful)

Step 143 If you are a 60s music nut like us, then we are happy for you

Step 144 is a dozen dozens

Step 145 You realise that Step 22 the answer would actually be the 2 step?

Step 146 You haven't lived until you've eaten green pancakes.

Step 147 You haven't lived until you've puked them step 146 pancakes back up either

Step 148 If you know what American Pie is, stand up, find the unsuspecting friend from Step 46, dance the polka with them, and yell, "CHOCOLATE WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE WAFFLES! AHHHHHHHH"

Step 149 One Two Three Sit And Kiss

Step 150 Spin the Bottle...oooh, it points to...GILBERT GOTTFRIED? /me runs screaming from the room

Step 151 The Bottle keeps Spinning and lands on Ringo Starr. Luckily Washy had spun the bottle

Step 152 Think I'll let it keep on spinnin'...wherever it is it's spinnin' to

Step 153 Can you dig it?

Step 154 Do you know?

Step 155 Would you care to let it show?

Step 156 If you know the answer to the above three questions, tell it to us.

Step 157 Hint: The answers to these questions and more can be found in WebStarr's Dictonary

Step 158 Steps 157 and 159 are completely false.

Step 159 We are not nuts. We only tell you this.

Step 160 You have entered the 60s of the 100s. (Of course, the minute you came here you had done that)

Step 161 This page was made by a buncha 60s lovin nutballs, who dig that stuff, and will never stop.

Step 162 We hope that will clear some of the possible misunderstandings up.

Step 163 For the benifit of those of you who have tuned in late. Now continue at step 164

Step 164 Being For the Benifit of Mr. Kite, also.

Step 165 in 1965 HELP! came out

Step 166 in 1966 the Monkees' first single was released

Step 167 Lots of GROOVY things happened in 1967

Step 168 HEAD was released

Step 169 The brain of washy has stopped working temporarily....skip to Soggy for step 170

Step 170 We are indeed sorry to say...Soggy hasn't got a brain. But she can say...What would happen if you poured gasoline on a marshmallow peep and threw it at an Exploding Quantum Goose? (See here for Goose reference)

Step 171 If it is not already here by the time you read this, please sign the guestbook saying that you'd like us to make a WebStarr's dictionary....

Step 172 A moose once bit my sister.

Step 173 Go outside and breathe in fresh air.

Step 174 Didn't that feel good? Now let it out

Step 175 Now dance around some

Step 176 times. Mother May I? No you may not.

Step 177 I'm not your steppin stone

Step 178 does not exist

Step 179 Where have all the flowers gone?

Step 180 Pepperland

Step 181 Go and have yourself a nice pack of M&Ms

Step 182 They're the candy of the millenium...viagra is the discovery of the millenium *g*

Step 183 All these facts we give you, must be contained in your brain. Do it. Now.

Step 184 As you slowly succumb to the power of these statements, you will hear a voice...NARF

Step 185 You've made it this far? Don't ya think you need to go check out the rest of the page?

Step 186 Go somewhere else...really, you can have a life. We're not gonna take it ALL away from you

Step 187 We're nuts. You don't hafta be.... just remember this... ***PING TIMEOUT***

Step 188 Connection reset by peer...Connection Closed...Leaving...does this mean anything to you?

Step 189 ENOUGH (ROAR)

Step 190 We hope you have learned something from this manual. In a few short steps, it will end. You shall be returned to your own boring dimension

Step 191 We congrat you. If you did any of these steps esp some of the you haven't liveds.....we dig

Step 192 So in the immortal words of Wakko Warner: "I'm not wearing any pants!" (We don't know what that was supposed to prove...it just seemed to belong here)

Step 193 Is Wakko....Ringo?

Step 194 Decide for yourself.

Step 195 I am slowly going crazy ( repeat 100 times)

Step 196 What's Life? A magazine. Where do you get it? Newsstand. What's it cost? A buck. I don't have a buck. That's Life. What's Life? A magazine...

Step 197 Page 5

Step 198 I now declare this bridge *snip* open.

Step 199 Life is life....this was just a record - Ringo... Life is also a cereal

Step 200 All together now...

So. We promised you a chance to leave at the end, now didn't we? Ah, but it would be so much fun to keep you here...Ah well, we did promise. Go, now, get out of our site...well, just this part of the site...not the whole thing...you understand us...we hope...

*If you really do this, we're sorry. We'll try and get the money to bail you outta prison.