Here at Mecha Gazoo Inc. we pride ourselves at having the best employees in the business, and we believe that they deserve recognition. So, listed below, under the employee standards, are all the tried and true members of the Mecha Gazoo workforce. Thanks you guys.
| All employees are treated with respect. | Pic coming soon. |
| All employees get good health benefits. | Click here to see. |
| We are an equal opportunity employer. | Click here to see. |
| Name | Pic | Info |
| Kirbs |  ?????? |
Yup... It's everybody's favorite Kirby. |
| Maverick |  |
The high and mighty Maverick heads up the R & D Department here at Mecha Gazoo Inc. and answers only to Gazoo himself! Responsible for such products as "The Cursed Skull of Doom" and "The Cactus Cannon", Maverick is an integral part of Mecha Gazoo Inc. |
| IamHEATHENman |  |
Now this guy... Nobody knows what's wrong with him... He's like... death and cheesecake... Some kind of deadly cheesecake perhaps? Anywho, we finally figured out that he got to close to the Titan Nuclear reacter... and well... you can survey the results yourself... He works with us on the web site, but has cranked out a few ideas of his own over time... Like the ectasy butterflies... I think he may have swallowed a few... |
| Night Blade |  |
This guy... We found him standing over Master Fire Sage, who had been impaled by a blunt hammer. Anyway, we hired him on the spot. Boy do we regret it now. We think he's the one who let Evano Destino into the employeee break room. Or maybe it was the janitor. Nobody knows. But in the meantime... He's here... Help. |
| Evano Destino |  |
The brother of Night Blade. We don't really know how he got here. We found him in the employee break room. He keeps talking of Lord Doom, eating babies, and claiming he invented H.R. Puffinstuff. Goofy... Mr. McGoofster. |
| Metool |  |
The hardworking Metools provide the manpower here at Mecha Gazoo Inc. You'll always see them scurrying about carrying out some task or another. Kind of like Oompa Loompas... Except without the catchy songs... (Capcom has the rights to him... I know.) |
| Mr.Berleztski | ... | One of our principle stockholders and affiliates. Mr. Berleztski is on a very short list of people... Which certain other employees keep near their shotguns... But that's another story. He runs a side business, and is one of Mecha Gazoo Inc.'s cheif raw material suppliers. Check it out.
Berleztski Industries |
