Why can't you love me for my mind?!

"See how stupid that sounds ladies" - Gallagher
Anyway, this section is devoted to the double-standard women place on looks. Specifically us short guys. So fellow vertically-challenged people, here's our chance to stand up on a (few) soapboxes and try and get some respect (or at least some free soapboxes).
So far we have:
Story #1