How To Tease (How To Speak Woman)

When I first met one particular girl, I took her hand when she got
into the car and held it for a few seconds... then took it away saying
"No hand holding this early" as if it were her idea... then at lunch, I
put out my hand for her to take it, and then when she went to take it,
I moved it before she touched me... then did it again... and again
saying "No, really..."
Finally, after the meal was finished, I reached out for her hand,
and she wouldn't take mine because I had teased her so much, so I
actually grabbed her hand and held it and massaged it. This was
teasing and teasing. And then when she finally gave up I gave it to
her.
Then, when I gave her a hug later on, she kissed my on the
cheek/neck a couple of and I accused her of kissing me a lot etc. (Idea
is that she's into me and she's the aggressor). One part of this is me
doing something (holding her hand) and then accusing her of doing it
("no hand holding this early").
This kind of behavior, sending mixed messages, and flirting doesn't
really make sense to most men, but to women it's magic.
Also, some women really get intrigued if you 'figure them out' early
on in the game and have their number... and then just 'laugh at how
cute they are' when they do things. This gets them all freaked out, as
they feel like you're in control and they don't know what to do next...
like you know all the games they're playing and won't fall for any of
their old tricks... this makes them nervous as they don't have any
POWER OR AMMO!
They love this, as men are hardly ever in control. And they secretly
want someone who is. (It's VERY important not to become the
'friend/therapist' with this information... and start kissing their ass!
The idea is to use it to bust on them, not to be understanding.)
I also tell women early on that I think that they'll make a nice
'friend.'
It's funny to see how the friendship frame works with them,
because this gets them thinking, often for the first time "Wow, maybe
I just found a man that is smarter than me, knows my little games,
and HE has higher standards than ME for once... and now he's talking
about being 'just friends!' Oh no! Doesn't he like me? Doesn't he want
me like all the other guys?" A key here is to always keep them
guessing... never get too into them or they'll get right into their old
games, etc.

Another interesting observation that I've made is that women only
understand CODE, not direct language.
Little boys tease little girls when they’re 8, and women still love it
when they’re 28 and 48. I like to find something about them that
they're just a little insecure about, and make fun of it in a way so they
don’t know if I'm serious.
The metaphor that I use is that women are like the Enigma
machines on Russian submarines. These machines were able to
transmit messages to each other, but also able to change the codes
they used each time. Women are much more interested in giving and
getting subtle hints.
If you say to a woman "I really like you" it won't be as effective as
saying to them "You really like me" in a teasing way. Do you
understand?
I speak in metaphor and story, talk about feelings and longings,
speak code, and try to never speak directly.
Let me give you a few more examples:
If you want to have sex with a woman, you could say "Hey, why
don't we have sex?" Go ahead and try that one sometime and let me
know how it works for you.
Or, you could try this... Next time you're alone with a new woman,
stand up, take their hand, and pull them up to their feet. Then give
them a hug, let go, and sit back down. After she sits again, say "I just
wanted to hug you." Then, later hug her again and cuddle with her.
While cuddling, smell her neck and tell her how good she smells... and
don't stop. Within a few minutes she'll be telling you how hot she's
getting.
Two different paths to the same outcome. It's just that one
happens to work about a hundred times better than the other.
Men like to go out hoping to 'get laid.' Women like the idea of
being swept away by the moment… especially when it’s a taboo thing
and they shouldn’t be doing it, etc. The more unplanned things seem,
the better. For instance, she happens to wind up in my your bedroom
and you happen to be massaging her, smelling her, etc. it’s seen as
‘meant to be’ or something that happened in an unplanned romantic
way, and therefore a good thing to get swept away by.
If you want to increase your chances of success with women,
create situations that lead to these situations. Ask yourself, "What
situation would facilitate the outcome that I’m looking for naturally?"
Remember that women like to be swept away by the moment, they
don't like to think that they're being used.
Another fun thing I do to demonstrate to women that I'm savvy
and know the language is to interpret gestures and expressions and
then comment back as if they had said something.
So for instance, if a woman looks at someone walking by and then
wrinkles up her nose and gets that "Gross" look on her face, I might
respond with "That's what I was thinking."
Get it? I'm pretending like she actually said "Gross" to me.
Or if a woman takes my hand, I might say "Oh, really?"
I'm pretending like she said "I'm attracted to you."
Women are very expressive with their body language and facial
expressions, but they often express themselves in very subtle ways.
If you can tune into these little cues, let them know that you're
tuned, and then respond with fun remarks that show you're clued in,
you'll be rewarded. (Notice: Do not start ACTING like a woman now
that you know this. This technique is to be used sparingly and only to
let a woman 'know that you know' and not as your main approach to
women. Many men make the mistake of learning how women act, then
IMITATING them all the time. This is not what you want to do, trust
me.)