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December 9th
Another new feature today is
the DJ DJ DJ`s Page so if you would like to hear
remixes of famous tunes go straight to the Jukebox
December 6th
A special Thanks to our resident
Chef Mr. Michael Laycock for this fine recipe click on this link for Mick` s Recipe.
This is a recipe sure to make you smile.
December 1st
Now is the season to be jolly so
here is an electronic Christmas Card
for you all .Please note this card is nearly half an MB so it will take
time to download all of it. Speaking of good will to all, has anyone had
dealings with BT recently, they seem to be going out of their way to be
scroogier than scrooge. Please send in any BT stories to the usual
address.
November 28th
Hello one and all . A big thanks
to the Paragliders of I think Dorset. Whom have sent me an enormous aerial
photograph of Chichester. It covers an area from the west of Fishbourne
Creek, to the east is Tangmere it is over 6mb so I cannot fit it on the
site, shame that is so. I am not sure if I can share it with you, but you
could always visit
The Paragliders themselves, for more aerial pics of the South Coast.
November 26th
Hello again Have been absent on
Community work for a day or two. Whilst surfing the web the other night, I
came upon a site with aerial photographs of Chichester, so thought you
might like to see
Eye in the Sky. If like me you have ever wondered where they came from
in their flying machines this might give you a clue. Thank you to
Ann-Marie at St.Richards for being so helpful.
November 20th
So much to say after two days
away(due to invasion of a glich).Have received an email from Prosenjit Roy
whome used to work in the Maxillo Facial Unit at St. Richards Hospital in
Chichester thank you for such a nice letter, and please suggest at to what
colours you like or what the general poplace would rather see, and it
shall be done .I put this here because you might like to see there is life
after being in St.Dick`s . May I present to you Prosenjit Roy`s paintings
Artist on a Mend.
A subject that should be on all folks minds is Biodiversity so why not
join in the debate that has started to happen on theForum page
A new feature today is Ian and Flipper`s Frivolous Page.
November 17th
Hello folks a lovely sunny
stretchy Sunday it is today. Thanks to all who have sent in photies of
local folks here are two elastic faces to play with. First up is a picture
of Colin McAndrew
just after the Scots had beaten South Africa at Rugby. The second is a
picture of young Antony . Hope
you all enjoy. Please keep sending any interesting fotos or any info you
care to have put on your local website.
November 16th
Hello people can you see and
hear me? Dr Ned`s been in the guestbook I see ,is he barking or just plain
dangerous . Thought I would give him something to sooth his fevered
brow,and also to prove that the sun doth shine on the righteous of Worthing.
November 15th
Hello sports yes what is the
true meaning of the word Sport. Could sport be Snooker, or is football a
sport.Where do games start and sport finish. News of stretchty Ken is that
a hospital trolley collapsed on him, the hospital trolley is in intensive
care, and our
Stretchy Ken was down the pub, along with some pervert urinating in
the peanuts.
November 12th
Hello one and all . There has
been a lot of discussion about the effects of global warming and the
causes of it.
So I thought that I would put in my tenpenny worth. The
Council in Dover Kent have for some time now been using recycled
vegetable oil from restaurants and chip shops etc, to drive their
fleet of diesel vehicles. Research in to this type of fuel has found that
emissions are biodegradable, the fuel is kinder to the engine, and more
miles per litre so it is more economical. The price of vegetable oil in
Ldll`s is 30p a litre, the price of diesel in Sainsbury`s is nearly three
times that. If our government were serious about the environment surely it
would promote the use of this alternative fuel, and hopefully not tax it
to an unacceptable degree. Located in this article are three sites that
contain information on this subject.
Veggie fuel site 1
Veggie
fuel site 2
This site is very good it takes time to download but it
carries an explicit account of why we should think of biodiesel as a
sustainable solution for our generation and for generations to come.
Please click on the blue bit as usual
Veggie fuel site 3
November 11th
Hello Chichester and all the
rest. Regular visitors will have noticed an addition today of a map
service, it can be found in the column on the left under er would you
believe Chichester
Maps of Area. This is only temporary so I must apologise for the
quality it is not very good but it will be sorted in time . In fact if it
takes you as long to drive to Chichester as these maps do to download you
might get bored and never come to Chichester and that would a shame.
November 10th
Good day to all . Where there
any people in the vicinity of Winterbourne Road last night as it seemed
like like NASA had relocated their launch site .Several Lunar probes were
seen being launched and then the whole site seemed to erupt did something
back fire .Any person with information of this event please contact at
usual address.
Message just recieved. Did you all know it was Stretchy Ken's 56th birthday yesterday? Half way to paradise was played in the Coach and Horses in his honour, although there were those that argued he's probably a bit closer than that. Yours, Dr. Ned Ramschair
Thanks to young Nelson for this one click on the blue bit for this is
goodclick
and
then come back there`s more
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Heaped into littoral garden rows, Slowly, as the tide retreats, Tony Lucas
October 25th
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Ingredients-
Hello to you all you will be
pleased to know that it I have made it easy for you to express your
opinions .Included at the foot of the Forum Page is now a
guest book.All views will be considered for publication so don`t be shy
,get it off your chest here.
Hello one and all here is a page
for the celebration of the demise of Guy Fawkes.Bonfire
Night.
Hope you are all enjoying your day . Thank you to the two
Johns (Rumble and Turner)hope you both keep coming back to where it`s at.
A special thank you to Darren
Samchird for pointing out my spelling mistakes will try to do better in
the future Darren sorry.
Hi folks it is only me have to
tell you that as the games page was not working it has been removed and
replaced with a page of jokes so
click here if
you like it that way.
New today is our KenClick
Here
Have received a letter "purporting" to be from a Andrew Tyrie, does
anybody know this man, and should he be allowed to roam free in our
community answers please address them tomailto:mecyclops@lycos.com
Happy Halloween to all visitors
here is the
Halloween Page
Have gone a bit over the top with sound effects here
so put your speakers on for the full trip.
Domain has today been registered and soon the
site wiil have a URL it will be www.chichestercommunitywebsite.com so it
is done at last. Tomorrow is Halloween and I am at the moment working on a
special feature so watch this space for further unmissable effects.
Good morning to all good news for the site today
is that the grant has come through and I can now proceed with more
haste.Hello to Julie and all at Marketscan hope you are all happy down
there at Dukes Court If there is anyone out there please let me know as it
has gone very quiet and it makes me think I have turned Invisible.
The news today is that the Younger Persons page
has had a lot of special effects and cartoon site links added. A Pets
Corner for you all to send in a picture of your pet . So please visit and
send me any input at the email address supplied.Click for
Youngsters of all ages page
Latest on the site the History Page
now has some History on it albeit very potted.Click here for
History Page.
Poem for a windy day.
laver and kelps, torn
by the storm
from lush beds somewhere in the bay.
The rubbery
leaves of dulse and wrack
thicken the waters, browning green waves,
marbling each crest to liquid alabaster
as they swill toward the
shore.
glistening in fresh morning light
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pinkish and yellowish browns, boiled greens,
shimmer of latex -
the frilled and tasselled
thicket seethes and twinkles each time
a
wave comes washing in, while gulls
pick through the jumble of their
rags.
they start to kipper in the sun,
cleaned off by flies, and now release
their stored fecundity, that
brackish
saline stench, the ocean's flatulence,
which will
insinuate itself,
wafting to every corner of the town.
Due to a technical problem the email was not
working , it is now, so if you have tryed to write please try again.
New Business Launched in Chichester
Click here to
visit Chichester Computer Services
Happy Monday to all you keen
workers only 5 days to go and its weekend again. A thought for you to mull
over on this wet Monday, answers please on a postcard. Why is there
only One Monopolies Commission?
Mick Hughes attacked in his home and rushed to
hospital.
On the evening of the 16th of October Mick Hughes, whilst
preparing his evening meal of frozen pork chops, the chops siezed hold of
the knife which he was using to prise them apart, and stabbed him savagely
in the left hand. Phone calls were hastily made and Mick rushed to
hospital with severed tendons . This may not seem too harsh but Mick was
recovering from an operation on his right elbow so one could say that Mick
is armless for the first time in his life at this moment. The police later
arrested two pork chops which they described as lean and mean, and were
holding them in the cooler until they meet their doom in the electric pan
tonite .
Do to the pressure of interest in this article I have been asked
to include a recipe or two so here you are:-
Pork Chops with Glazed Apples.
4 Loin Pork Chops
Fat for Frying
2tbsps. Minced onion
Quarter Pint of Tomato Juice
Salt and Pepper
2tsps. Grated Orange Peel
8 tbsps. Orange Juice
4oz of Granulated Sugar
4 firm red apples
Choose lean and mean pork chops or trim
off surplus fat.Heat a little fat in a thick pan or if you do not
have a thick pan use an intelligent pan, add the meat and brown on
both sides until it is a rich golden hue. Add the onion , tomato
juice and seasoning , cover and simmer gently till the meat is
tender- about 30 minutes.Meanwhile , heat the orange rind ,orange
juice and sugar until the sugar dissolves. Wipe and quarter the
apples, without peeling , remove the core and cook carefully in the
orange syrupuntil soft but unbroken. Put the chops on a dish with
the glazed apples and pour any remaining liquid over them. Please
note that pork chops should be thoroughly thawed before cooking this
prevents serious injury to limbs and appendiges be careful when
using knives as these are liable to attack if presented with hard
pork chops.
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