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Little Known Facts About Chuck NAME: Chuck Moan NICKNAME: Billy Moon (stage name) - Big Dumb Fat Ugly Jerk (nickname) BIRTHPLACE: Maryland General SEX: As often as I am able to coax my girlfriend into it. LIVING ARRANGEMENT: I am going to live forever. YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW: Nightly News with Peter Jennings FAVORITE BOARD GAME: Dirty Word Scrabble FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Come on, that’s a given. FAVORITE SMELLS: Mostly biological. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Depression BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Prozac PREFER CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: It depends on what you are eating. DO YOU DRINK? Does the Grand Wizard wear a sheet? EVER HAD TONSILS OR APPENDIX REMOVED? All my body parts are intact. Except for that pesky little vas deferine. DO YOU USE SHAMPOO OR CONDITIONER? Both, Monday thru Friday. The weekend I rarely even shower. EVER MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE? Only people worth making fun of. EVER CONVICTED OF A CRIME? I hope the key word here is Convicted. BEST ON-LINE FRIENDS: Melissa Emery DO YOU USE ONE PILLOW OR TWO? One or none. PETS? I haven’t pet since high school. FAVORITE TYPE OF MUSIC: Southern Rock. The more guitars the better. TYPE OF CAR YOU DRIVE: 1991 Pontiac Sunbird Luxury Edition Convertible FAVORITE TOOTHPASTE: The standard, Crest regular. FAVORITE TOWN TO CHILL IN: Portland, Maine (Brrrrr) FAVORITE PLACE TO VISIT: New York, New York WHAT IS YOUR BAD TIME OF DAY? Whenever my boss calls me on his speaker phone. FAVORITE TIME OF THE YEAR: Sum-Sum-Summertime DO YOU PREFER ADIDAS, NIKE OR REEBOK? New Balance FAVORITE PERFUME OR COLOGNE: Ah-Natural FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL: Biology LEAST FAVORITE SUBJECT: Trigonometry FAVORITE RECENT MOVIE: American Beauty FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: Oklahoma “Oh what a beautiful Morning...” WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING? What day is it? DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? Only when I’m on top. PEN OR PENCIL? Phat Pen HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? Three - four goes to the machine. FAVORITE FOODS: Subs and Wings. FAVORITE WEB SITE: Not really webbed. DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? Now, more than when I was a teenager. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? What’s vanilla, a rap singer. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? Are you kidding? If I had my way, I would be carted around. FAVORITE SODA: Coke Classic DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? I don’t even own pajamas. Be for real. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? 1977 burnt orange super beetle - four speed manual IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Buddy Holly FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Ice Cold Bud WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Capricorn GUYS: IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT? Not likely. GIRLS: WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT? WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR BEDROOM? I don’t know, but there is a fan on the ceiling. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Depends on what is in it. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? Only ever had Tea. Wasn’t impressed. FAVORITE MOVIE(S): The Jerk, Funny Farm, Caddy Shack FAVORITE BOOK(S)/AUTHOR(S): Stephen King ARE YOU A LEFTY, RIGHTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? A converted left to right (ambidextrous) FAVORITE SINGER: John Lennon DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS: I type with my fingers on all of the keys. IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD IT BE? A weed puller. WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED? I’m afraid to look. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 4 WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? Corvette Sting Ray Convertible FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Women’s beach volleyball WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OUIJA BOARDS? I don’t. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? A calculator ROLLER COASTERS - SCARY OR EXCITING? Most exciting. FUTURE SON’S NAME: Mistake FUTURE DAUGHTER’S NAME: Mistake II STORMS - COOL OR SCARY? Cool WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE POET? Steve Earle DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? The whole thing. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? A rock star IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Blue HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Only recently with someone other than me. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? My Best Friend. |
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