The Great Big Adventure
by Melody
Summation: Last time we were introduced to Carin and Stacy. They have now began their journey. In this chapter, enter the goths and anorexics.
Chapter Two- We're One Big Disturbed & Dysfunctional Family
Carin and Stacy had been walking along for some while until they met two girls. One was a gothic punk who had on an ensemble of pastel purple, and one was a girl who seemed to be freaking out. "Oh my gosh! Oh my! Strangers! Ahhh!!!" screamed the girl. "Do I look fat?" "You look fine." said the punk girl. "Hi, my name is So. That's Siana. She is extremely self-conscious and won't eat a piece of food for fear of gaining weight. Talk about issues!" "Oooh!" squealed Carin (Carin squealing???). "You can 'journey' with us. We don't know where we're going, what we're doing, but it sounds really cool!" "Yeah!" said Stacy. "People love seeing girl heroes in skimpy outfits. It's like Jackie Chan meets Days of Our Lives." Again Siana started whining. "But I'm too fat!!" Everyone then said, or rather, shouted, (because they were losing patience) "YOU LOOK FINE!!!!" So they continued on the journey.
As the skies grew darker, the four settled down to camp. When they finally settled down on wet, marshy land, So began to look like she was on drugs. "Is she okay?" asked Stacy. "Yep." Siana said. "When she's tired, she begins to get high." Right now, So was doing this moaning sound and looked like she was trying to french a tree. "Nooooo!!!" screamed Siana. Carin had just offered her a ration of bacon. "Too many calories!" At that Siana began grabbing fistfuls of grass, stuffing them into her mouth, half choking. "Grasmmph makemph mep heathphy mph mm no badmph calories!" Carin sighed. " We have weird friends, right Stacy?" Stacy was staring off into space, counting her fingers.
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Cookie: Next chapter we are introduced to Luyba & Paula. Reign of the Asians.
