The Great Big Adventure
by Melody
Summation: Last time, we met Paula and Luyba. The team finally found out a team name. Go YomaHomos! What? You know you envy 'em. This chapter, Nicole has arrived! Did I mention the pretty meadow? So, basically, this is a nice relaxing chapter for you guys where I don't chew you up and spit you out. Except for when Nicole bashes you all. Yep yep, I know I'm evil. Enjoy!
Chapter Four-Where Have All The Flowers Gone?
So the YomaHomos were walking again (they seem to do that a lot, don't you think?). Soon, they came to a huge clearing. In front was a huge, flowing, meadow, and full of beautiful flowers scattered everywhere. At the sight of this, everyone's eyes started to sparkle, except for So, who was muttering "I hate clearings. I hate meadows. I hate flowers. I hate myself. Nahh. Shotguns will leave a nasty taste in my mouth. I never liked Kurdt Cobain anyway. But those other Nirvana members were HOT (inside joke)." No one noticed So was starting to get high again, because Carin, Stacy, Siana, Paula, and Luyba had leaped into the flowers. Stacy, of course, had done it in true martial arts style. "Mmm..." said Stacy, sniffing everywhere. I'm in Heaven." "Mee tooo..." cooed Carin (Carin cooing?). "I feel as light as air..." Carin was swimming in the long, rolling grass, backstroke. "Doing this makes me feel like a super cute chibi!" said Paula. Again, everyone ignored her. "Aaah!" screamed this horrible voice. "Get out of my meadow! Get off my meadow now!" It was the worst voice ever. It was like a croaky, water-down-the-drain sound, only ten times amplified. And it was coming from a very hot-tempered Chinese girl.
The team swam over to the edge of the field, which was made difficult by a couple of huge flowers in the way. So had grudgingly walked through, cursing at the plants and animals in the habitat. "This field belongs to Nicole! I am Nicole! Get OFF NOW!!!" said the girl. "Someone forgot to take their Viagra this morning, didn't they?" muttered Luyba. Siana nodded. Paula jumped up. "Who says? Everyone has the right to this meadow. Especially super cute Chinese chibi kitties!!" "I think more then one person forgot their prescriptive." whispered Siana. Stacy shrank back. "Guys, let's leave. Please." But Paula was on a roll. "Shut up Stacy! Stand up for yourself! Now this is NOT your meadow. What? Is your name on it?" Nicole pointed to a small sign at the end of the field that read "This belongs to Nicole. Get off fat asses!" "Umm, I think we should go now." said Luyba quietly. " Wait a minute!" said Carin. " As the unofficial recruiter, I hereby invite you to join our team, the YomaHomos." "Hmm..." said Nicole. " Catchy name. The idea does seem enticing. NO! You think I have time? Besides, I rather stay at home beating up little kids. Say, would one of you like a good roughing up?" So, who was thoroughly high right now, made the mistake of spinning around like a ballerina who had way too much Tylenol, and bumped into Nicole. "Alrighty then." said Nicole.
Warning: The first section of this paragraph contains violence, language, and major So-torture. If you are faint of heart and cannot read such literature, you are pathetic. Toughen up, loser!
"Thump"
"Eeeh!!!"
"Aaaah!"
"NOOO! Please stop!"
"Crash!"
"Kurdt Cobain, I'll see you!"
"Get up!"
"Aaaah!"
The rest of the YomaHomos cringed. So was at the end of the field with Nicole, having the living daylights socked out of her. "Okay, I'm done!" cried Nicole. "Wow, sometimes beating up people is really de-stressing!" So staggered over, her legs wobbling like jelly. "Oh my gosh, So! You're hurt!" said Paula. Everyone looked at her. "You think watching cartoons did this to her?" Siana whispered to Stacy. Stacy just sighed. "But don't worry!" said Paula. " Just tell me where it hurts." So, who seemed to have a black eye and a few broken ribs replied rather stupidly, "It hurts here (points at right arm). It hurts here (points at stomach). Oh, screw this! I hurt all over!" "Don't worry." said Paula. "I'll help you. I call upon the power of the moon. Aid me to help this helpless girl!" Paula then pulled out something that looked like a wrapping paper tube painted pink, with a construction paper star on top, covered in glitter, from who know's where. "Aha, now all I have to do is tap the spot where you're injured, and it should heal." Everyone looked wary. So was sobbing, "No, no, please, no!" "Don't worry." said Paula. "Have faith in the powers of magic. Magic Moon Baton, lend me your forces!" Paula then lifted the baton, and....
Smacked So right in the arm.
Paula then continued to smash it into So over and over again. So's cries of pain were horrible. Stacy was screaming and shouting "Stop it!" Siana had jammed her fingers into her ears, squeezing her eyes shut. Carin and Luyba were just staring in horror.
And Paula still continued to hit the baton over and over to So. She was yelling "Aaah! What the fu- aaah! Stop it! You bit- aaah!". It aimed at her stomach, her head, everywhere. So finally collapsed, muttering gibberish under her breath.
"Guys, I think even my Magic Moon Baton can't heal her."
I was really unfair to So and Nicole in this chapter. I think I should apologize. Nahhh. How I came up with the idea? Well, I was just writing the story, and picturing my head. Then this really funny idea came up into my head. Maybe it isn't a funny idea. Maybe it's a cruel, sick idea, to be so mean to So. Whatever. As always, give me suggestions, comments, complaints and questions at the Guest Book or email me.
Cookie: Next chapter, Nicole! The team will finally find a villain to vanquish. You probably won't face him until chapter six or seven though.
