Halloween ‘03

Part Four- (Final) Shiny Happy People

Jason was mad. And ashamed at himself. He couldn’t believe some little girl had overpowered him. He had to get revenge. So he tracked down the addresses of several students in 831.

He read off his list. First, Carin Lee.

He approached her condominium and knocked. As she opened the door, he put on the scariest face he could muster.

“You’re dead” He walked towards her.

“Yeah….ok.” Carin closed the door abruptly, which made our masked man hit it face-first.

~

Okay, let’s try again. Luyba Zelikman.

He slammed his fist against the door. He heard someone walking towards the door, so he put on his “I am Madman Hear Me Roar” stance.

To his surprise, a little girl came.

Well, this was awkward. Usually, whoever he was looking for was always there, shiny, clean, ready to be chopped up into tiny little fun-sized pieces.

He coughed. “Umm, Luyba please.”

The girl looked at him curiously for a moment, then, turned on her heel and yelled with all her might, “Luyba, there’s a really ugly man waiting for you!!”

“Why you little runt!”

But the child had already gone, and in her place was a tall, intelligent looking girl.

Jason cleared his throat, and said very matter-of-factly, “I am here to kill you. So scream and shout all you want because it doesn’t matter.”

Luyba gave him a strange look for a moment, but then she brightened up and chirped, “Want some food?”

Jason was about faint. “I’m gonna kill you. Don’t you hate me? Fear me?”

Luyba said, without any hesitation. “I don’t hate any one!” She beamed.

“But, but-”

She left for a minute, but then came back with some canned food. “Here you go,” she said brightly. “Have a nice day. And always remember, people will be willing to help you!” She closed the door.

Jason was confused. Then he realized how he must look to other people. Torn clothing, dirty hair. Exactly like a hobo.

Damn it. He slammed his head on the door.

~

So Woo

There has to be someone scared of me…

Well, let’s just say So’s not that someone.

As soon as the door was opened, he had been given a lecture about how his costume was so cliché. Then she had hollered at him for making her miss her favorite song on the radio.

As Jason walked on, the list got shorted as he crossed names off.

Song Ro Yun- Replied, “Huh?” and walked off.

Sonya Mathai- Called me a jackass and slapped me.

Johnathon-Couldn’t see him, even though I heard him.

One person left- Siana Lita.

And to his great joy, when she opened the door, she DID scream.

Jason cackled. Finally.

But as he walked forward, Siana put a hand on his chest, and said, “Wait, let me try screaming again. That was too high-pitched no?”

A few days later, Jason checked into rehab also.

~Finis

         AN: That’s all for now, folks. Hope you like it. I might continue this later on, but I need my sleep.

Ciao peoples!

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