Halloween ‘03  

Part Three- Why Teenage Girls Are The Scariest Creatures

            Payal was hungry. And tired.  Not a good combination, considering the person I’m speaking of.

Now, Payal had been giving out candy to ghosts, ninjas, and princesses all afternoon. And if you know her, you probably know how much she ahem is a people person.

All those stupid little twerps. “Gimme candy. Gimme candy.” Every five minutes another bunch those annoying little kids come ringing the bell.

The door, ironically, rang.

831’s resident bi-yatch went to the door, irritated as heck.

When she opened the door, she saw a man with a mask on, his brains leaking out.

“I am Jason.” He said in a low whisper. “I’m going to-”

“Sorry, we have no more candy.”

SLAM!

The door banged into place.

Jason stared at the closed door. Well, this was interesting. His arch-nemesis, Freddy was now in the Evil Villains Gone Wacko Asylum. All he did now was knit sweaters and talk in gibberish. He jumped whenever someone said the word “Class 831”.

Pathetic. Jason thought. How could one group of middle school kids take him down? He had heard that they were SP. But that only means they’re idiots in disguise. He smirked, and knocked on the door.

It opened a fraction of an inch, letting light from the inside shine leak through.

“Oh, it’s you. I told you already, we have no… more… candy…” Payal’s voice was so controlled you could tell she would crack any minute.

“You can run but you can’t hide.”

Now Payal was pissed. “Look kid, I don’t have time for your jokes! Unlike you, I HAVE a life. LEAVE!”

SLAM!

Huh. Jason was very confused. This had never happened before. Usually, people ran away at the sight of him. Oh well. Third time’s the charm.

If he had known Payal like the people in our posse, (aka the Asians Geeks Circle) he would have never made his next move.

With a chainsaw he had borrowed from a guy in Texas, Jason beagn hacking down the door.

3 seconds later, he was thrown against the pavement, treated to what I dub ‘Payal’s Friendly Salutations’

“You momo! F#cking wh%re! What do you think you’re doing? You little jack@$$! What do you think you’re doing? %^&__((++*! {}:<^%$>>:<!”

(Wow. That’s a new record number of curse words, Payal.)

In the meantime, Jason, was getting his @$$ kicked. Why? Payal had started throwing various things at him. Toasters, microwaves, the whole lot.

Jason scarcely got away.

“And don’t come back you @#$%^&*()_+{}|:”?><~!”

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Part Four

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