One day a college
professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class.
He stood up in front
of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please
stand up?"
After a minute or so
of silence, a young man stood up.
"Well, hello there
sir. So you actually think you're a moron?" the professor asked.
The kid replied, "No sir,
I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself.
What
Happened to Jonah
A little girl was talking
to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it
was physically impossible
for a whale to swallow a human because even
though they were a very
large mammal, their throat was very small.
The little girl stated that
Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher
reiterated that a whale
could not swallow a human; it was impossible.
The little girl said, "When
I get to Heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What
if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied,
"Then you ask him."