Humor
A Little Wisdom
Be Fishers of Men.... You catch 'em, He'll Clean 'em.
A family altar can alter a family.
A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
Don't put a question mark where God put a full stop.
Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
Exercise daily. Walk with the Lord!
Forbidden fruits create many jams.
Give God what's right, not what's left!
Give Satan an inch and he'll be a ruler.
God grades on the cross, not the curve.
God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over
"religious nuts"!
God promises
a safe landing, not a calm passage.
Having
truth decay? Brush up on your Bible!
He who angers you,
controls you!
He who is good
at making excuses is seldom good for anything else.
He who kneels
before God can stand before anyone!
Kindness is
difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.
Most people
want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.
Never
give the devil a ride! He will always want to drive!
Nothing
ruins the truth like stretching it.
Plan ahead.
It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
"Pray" is a
four letter word that you can say anywhere.
Prayer
- Don't give God instructions - just report for duty!
The Will of
God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.
This Church
is "Prayer Conditioned"!
To be almost
saved is to be totally lost.
WARNING: Exposure
to the Son may prevent burning!
Watch your step
carefully! Everyone else does!
We don't change
the message, the message changes us.
We set the sail;
God makes the wind.
We're too blessed
to be depressed.
Wisdom has two
parts: 1) Having a lot to say. 2) Not saying
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