The Gym Nazi is a balding pinched faced more than middle aged man with a once brawny but now flaccid body who haunts my condo’s gym nearly everyday between the hours of nine and three
He sees himself as the rule enforcer sitting on a Lifecycle throne in his regal purple sweatsuit making sure that white soled shoes are worn AT ALL TIMES in the gym and that each machine is used for ONLY 20 MINUTES
The others see him as an object of ridicule an annoying old man with no purpose at whom they openly scoff and snicker
I feel pity for him and sick fuck that I am I fantasize about going down on him in the steamroom making one of his muscles rock hard again licking and sucking around his world
It is the perfect scenario for everyone
I could feel like the Messiah raising the dead
He could feel like the hot stud I know he once was
and bitterness subdued he would overlook the black tennis shoes and 45 minute workouts for at least a week
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