This is a third type. (Mao Tse-tung "Combat Liberalism" Sept. 1937)
 Teachers' edition only

proximity fuck. i'd like to be a proximity fuck.

do not need no more
hastle than I
already lovingly bestow 'pon myself.

ready in minutes!

dont worry, they wont be here. just us and the bees.
the Manischewitz of borscht. the Baryshnikov of spelling words.

the more belts she wears, the tougher to keep her pants up.

 (1) Sense of wonderment
 (2) an eye towards Mars
 (3) emotional range
 (4) high moral values
 (5) determination
 (6) funky freaky repartee














after the facts of life:

just before Norm Panetta, PR

(1) Sensation of Wundermint!
(2) soft boiled glove
(3) stove top stuffing instead of ordinary potatoes
(4) the High Chaparral
(5) shelf determination
(6) Jim Jones has his hand up again*

Hey, Buster -- these are no ordinal potatoes!

potato belts

I grew up in the laff track era

helicopter tours of Atlantis from $199.00!

























meet the people of Atlantis:
Martin who has a sea oat caught between his teeth.
Chelle who couldn't give less of a damn how
(a) lonely you are
(b) long it takes to open a can of Barney's gefilte fish
(c) Bushmill's dystopia hardens a man
(d) lonely you is

simply put, the more belts she has, the tougher to keep her pants up.
get up, get git down. roland martin is a joke in your town.

keep your drawers in order.

the loaf of gefilte fish and the love of a healthy woman from behind the counter. behind the times.

we slay our ewes with laughter.





* Has anyone seen his sunglasses? he asks.





Ms Cleo doubts so


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hanging with the mothbitten riders