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Thank you for transmitting the attached file, along with your nice
note. I am sorry about the beans. I, in fact, just ate a slice of pizza and
drank a can of coke, all in an attempt to keep me from haunting an area karoke
night that tends to attract the lasses like lassie to the asses of bitches in
heat: booya!
Thank you for transmitting the attached file, I will post it in its
entirety, totally unedited, later this week. I got to give the
Autofellatio Interview at least four days' air time, and then you will follow it up:
it will become something that will have started reminding me of the Mamas
& the Papas at Monterrey, when they played right after Hendrix humped and
burned his meat whistle -- twinkle, twinkle, twang, twang . . . on a summer's
day. You will not choke on a ham sandwich. You will go out like all the
great ones did: you will swallow vomit unintentionally while trying to pull
the trigger of a large rifle with your big toe as you dive into a swimming
pool filled with jasmine-flavored vodka. I choose death by word association
(or by something falling: electric fan, 16-ton weight, milktruck, 500 lbs.
of tarred feathers; or by icicle stab wounds to the skull on a hot, hot
day).
Hanging cuckold keys to flying kites when the psychic thunderstorm
rolls in will get you to Kansas, Philly, and maybe, Maine, but nowhere else,
Air Klein
----- Original Message -----
From: Drachen Fliegen <mercatorpile@yahoo.com>
To: <lee@eyeshot.net>
Sent: Monday, July 16, 2001 7:13 PM
Subject: Dir seer,
> Dear sir,
>
> I feel as tho I have not disappointed you enough. I
> also feel like I ate too much chili this evening.
>
>
> No longer kosher enough for the pickel jar,
> Ken Fliegen.
>
>
>
> I am bastardizing you like science will the leggy
> supermodel:
> http://www.oocities.org/mercatorpile/maileyeshot1.html
>
>
> See attached appendages, which may be cloned as well.
> Poop? You're soaking in it!
>
> Madge was my mom and her tits still taste good.
>__________________________________________________
> Do You Discordia?!
> Watch what you eat beginning this Friday
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