Beer burps email -- no where near as chauvenistic oink as it sounds
 

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Be-aaach! Sandy Socks weighs in
  A message from the commissioner of basketball, the rich kid with the ball...
 
The bassist opens his mouth Dada X has his
Excuse me do you mind if I get loud? The opthamologist calls them 'floaters'
Bryllyant's most painful moments exposed

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The Hindenberg Complex (simpler than it sounds to the right side of your brain)