Look, Fliegen -- I'm preparing an update to your "Ongoing Correspondence"
section right this minute.
What the fuck? I mean, motherfuck, what the fuck?
What I mean to say is this: "who the hell are you, bitch?"
What more can I do? What more.
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Saturday, August 04, 2001 11:42
AM
Subject: SPAM again?
"Make it all ribbed and buckled and oddly
shaped..."
Does this have something to do with condoms and Bill
Clinton's manroot?
How come you don't email people when you hear from
me and say, "Hey, everyone -- Drachen's back and horny as ever! Plus, he's a hot British
chick who rejects money in favor of exposure and underculture!"
Underculture... I am underculture, bub. I am the undertoe at the closed beach.
My writing contains MEDICAL WASTE!
I want more women with cats on their
chests and names like Bobby coming on to me every goddamn day or I'm
going with the glossies, mister.
Wipe your
mouth,
Kenn.
(I hope this isn't goodbye.)
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