Methods for Dealing With Stray Cats

Stray cats will not be fed. 

Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened with a  little milk.

Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened with warm  milk, yummy treats and leftover fish scraps.

 Stray cats will not be petted, played with or picked up and cuddled unnecessarily. 

Stray cats that are petted, played with, picked up and cuddled will  absolutely not be given a name.

Stray cats with or without a name will not be allowed onboard at any time.

Stray cats allowed onboard will not be permitted to jump up on or sharpen > their claws on the brightwork.

Stray cats will be permitted on brightwork but must sharpen claws on new  $114.99 sisal rope scratching post with three perches.

Stray cats will sleep on the dock.

Stray cats will sleep on the deck. 

Stray cats will sleep onboard, but not in our bunk. 

Stray cats will sleep in our bunk, but not under the covers. 

Stray cats will not play on the nav station.

Stray cats will not play on the nav station near the computer. 

Stray cats are forbidden to walk on the computer keyboard on the nav station > when the watch is using it.

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