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Emb-liver - broiled emb-liver covered in chicory
Barbecue-Entrecote with Wow cutlet and Cod-fish
Mousse au Chocolat Blanc - white chocolate mousse embellished with Le Bob’s evervigilant Eye on top
Chateau-la-Pompe - a beverage, one of our most expensive drinks, but for everyone
Quiche Loraine - avec Op’s Leg and Glasses, seasoned with thyme and parsley
Bifteck du Littledude - avec Jus de BSS et Cotelette de Jamala
Coup d’Isembard - ornamented with his toenails

Pork Tomaine - sauteed pork loin in Loki’s latest fungi experiment
Golden Fleece - covered leg of lamb in E-coli consume’
LeBob’s toe-cheese cake - smothered in Hemlock jelly, ingredients unknown
Tarte Tartin -  a cherry tomato and caramelized onions topped with big emb-eyes. 
Dragon Soufflé - dragon meat with troll nerves, cooked in hobbit blood, with onions and a pinch of salt. This will kill any creature imaginable.

Peri Peri Sorbert - Sweet & Sour troll tongue. Green jellied eels with mushy black peas. chicken & magic mushroom pie (Istari speciality). Vime’s vindaloo (aka revenge of rhun). Balin’s Bhajis. Wraiths Ruin (cocktail, Genever base). Deep fried Harad hamster wings. Candied rat-on-a-stick
Stuffed Dragon- Small suckling dragon, stuffed with 7 kine of Araw, 5 Redhorn sheep, 9 Dimrill drakes, 14 Nurnen swans. Also includes copious volumes of Near Harad basmati rice with pinecone seeds, Annuminas raisins and Umbar oysters. Accompanied by Wainrider curdled goats whey. Sufficent to feed 2 clans.
Orc Nerves Enflambe - Ingredients: _ Orc nerves.
_ Three onions.
_ 1 kilogram of potatoes.
_ Salt (two or three spoons).
_ 100 grammes of wild Marjoram (origan).
_ 100 grammes of black pepper.
_ Three leafs of laurel.
_ 1 cup of oil.

Before the preparing, put the nerves to dry at the sun for two or three days (this will quit all the deadly meat). One time you have them, put them in water (with the cup of oil) for one hour, and add the salt and potatoes (those last cutted in little pieces). Use a wood spoon to revolve the mixing, and twenty minutes later, put the condiments. After half an hour, the nerves will be ready. the oil destiled by the nerves will be enough to put a match on the prepared food, and it will burn like hell. Course, eat it faster or it will burn you too. And, like a help to the LeBob´s cruzade against the KD rulers (and the worlds domination), this food preparation (if we can call it like that) will be perfect for a massive assasination.
Beans on toast- Never has anyone had such fine meal!
Mojacs- A bombe surprise. Prawn crackers. Soufflés (if they don’t require magic I don’t know what does).
Morgogs- Truffles. Rock cakes (especially the ones with really gritty sultanas in them). Ruby grapefruit.
Ankixogs- open fruit flans and closed game pies (what is the commonly-hunted game round here: lost orcs?) Free-range chicken
Burx Uzbans- Ale sausages. Sherry trifle. Coq au vin.
Yukogs- Battered cod. Mashed potato. Steak (lots of iron in that). Swordfish.
Kagams- Mature cheddar. Pickles. Traditional Treacle Tart. Birthday cakes?
Mex Uzbans- Leftovers?

Pleasant Pumpkin Pastry- a large orange pumpkin shaped roll, with green jam and sprinkles for leaves
Loki-Pop - a swirly (multi-coloured) lolly pop shaped tart on a stick- each color is a different, for example, green = toffee apples, yellow = fresh honey
Hobbit Hole- mini model of a hobbit hole, complete with a chocolate doors, windows and grass, liquorice handle and a sticky caramel path
Thorin Cookie Twists - yellow and pink twists of dough - each lump is a tounge-tingling ball of flavour goodness
Discreet Biscuits - small, biscuit cookies with such intense flavor your eyes water and your tongue will burn. 

Dimrill Stairs Cake - towering three layers of dragon’s chocolate, haven’s marshmallows, and more dragons chocolate topped with thick, dripping fudge sauce cascading down.
Raspberry Cram Cake - small in size so you can enjoy the flavor without being filled too quickly. *also now served in succulent strawberry flavor
Belegost Bagels - old style recipe passed down from the Broadbeams.
Skyshey Puffs - a donut-like pastry with a magical jewel-colored filling, each pastry has a different color.
Balrog Bites - small, bite-size brownies to be eaten a handful at a time.
Moria Muffins - muffins made from whole wheat bran and blueberries.
Lembas Bread Pudding - given to the Dwarves many years ago by the elves, a secret recipe. Sweet & creamy, made with the finest Redhorn goats cream.
Meduseld Mousse - light, airy texture, green in color. This mousse melts in your mouth.
Naigar Cakes - small, individual serving cakes with pink icing (orange flavored) and sparkling flowers, coated in sugar diamonds. Cream filled with strawberry flavored leaves.
Goats Cream Cheesecake - rich, velvety goats cream whipped then baked, topped with your choice of fruit toppings. Made only with cashmere goats cream.
Rice Porridge - made with an abundance of cram, sugar and cinnamon.  A dwarven wedding tradition with a hidden almond.
Fangorn fruit cakes - they may look ugly, but they are made from the juiciest fruits from a garden in the shire. The sun ripened plums are so sweet you will want to marry them!!! And see those red bits, that look like claws!
Sapling Sponge Cake - strawberry icing free from claws and fluffy white cream, straight from the cow!!
Treebeard’s table treats - dedicated to Treebeard himself these small marshmallow like treats eaten the best when cold, the warm mellow inside tastes...warmer! When you take a bit out of the crispy shell, the warm choc fudge sauce oozes out...irrisistable!...great for finger foods at parties!
Entwash egg quiches - Delicious farm fresh eggs,in a healthy vegetable quiche...it will make you grow big and strong in no time!
Badger treats - small, leaf shaped treats for our favorite pets - badgers! Great for use in badger training. Note: NOT for dwarves!

Coffees:
Café Loki Latté- a full robust flavor coffee flavored with rich cashmere goat cream.
Blue Mountain Blend - a medium dark roast sure to provide a smooth flavor with good body.
Mahal Expresso - a very dark blend with rich flavor.

Sandbrow Sauerbraten - a marinated pot roast honoring Marin Sandbrow
German Potato Salad - sliced red potatoes covered in a thick, creamy dressing
Marinated Steak Khazad Kebobs - Khazad-dum veal cutlets on a kebob with potatoes, peppers and Oin’s onions
Sunflower Salad - spinach and sunflower greens with athelas sprouts and a light raspberry vinagarette dressing
Dwarf Queen Delight - a recipe similar to tiramisu, a light angel cake with chocolate and whipped cream

More Coffees:
The Yukog - a dark coffee, very strong flavor. This coffee will make your beard grow!  The flavor distinguishes this coffee from all the others. It is good either hot or served over ice, however nothing should be added (i.e. sugar, creamer, etc.) or else the unique strong taste would be diminished
The Mojac - A medium coffee, with swirling light and dark streaks keep the coffee forever warm and give this coffee a magic feel. Watch Out! 
The Burx - A mild coffee with a rich liqueur flavor. This coffee resembles Irish Creme Coffee. Bound to keep your taste buds thirsting for more and your heart light.
The Morog - dark, slightly bitter coffee for long nights in the mines, with streaks of glimmering silver. Will warm your deep dark insides. 
The Mex - a hearty, medium blend coffee, very sweet with thick, rich cream - a drink and a meal in one.
The Ankixog - smooth, melodious blend with sweet cream and mild coffee flavor. This coffee drinks like a song!  Also tastes great over ice. 
The Khagam - medium flavored coffee, with herbs (including ginseng) sure to get the juices flowing in the hardest headed dwarf of KD! This coffee will make you think clearer - and you’ll look smarter just drinking it!

Mojacs: A bombe surprise. Prawn crackers. Soufflés (if they don’t require magic I don’t know what does).
Morogs: Truffles. Rock cakes (especially the ones with really gritty sultanas in them). Ruby grapefruit.
Ankixogs: open fruit flans and closed game pies (what is the commonly-hunted game round here: lost orcs?) Free-range chicken.
Bur Uzbans: Ale sausages. Sherry trifle. Coq au vin.
Yukogs: Battered cod. Mashed potato. Steak (lots of iron in that). Swordfish.
Kagams: Mature cheddar. Pickles. Traditional Treacle Tart. Birthday cakes? (Have I got this right?)
Mex Uzbans: ummmm. Leftovers? (Rissoles, cottage pie...hmpf.)
Mojacs: Rune alphabet soup. Shape-Changer Jello. Druid’s sickle moon offering. Magic mushroom quiche. Fire of Udun pancakes. BBQ maize with lime juice
Morogs: Blind fish in rock salt. Red mallet pie. Hammerhead stew.
Ankixogs: Warbler satay. Limerick kine of Araw and cabbage.
Burx Uzbans: Cointreau peaches. Flambe strawberries in kirsch. Flatfish in beer-batter
Yukogs: Armadillo thermidor. Piranha tapas. Crafty cheese-sticks.
Kagams: Steamed shrimp in parchment. Dry toast. Sheep’s brain

Morogs - Marin requested ale, bread, meat, fruits, wine as is normal fare for miners. Marin personally likes foreign food, but reckons Ankixogs will request that.
Ankixogs - Silk suggested cram or other waybread (no lembas - hell to digest). Claret. Telperion Mist with dessert - and that should be bread-and-butter pudding.
Mojacs - Wulem asked for shape-shifting ale/food. Flying muffins (no wings). Smoking ice cream bomb (I think we can adapt the bombe surprise already listed, with a five-minute fuse?) Burning peanuts. I’ve added a further dessert: Ay Caramela, which is very suitable for sappers and miners.
Yukogs - Grundin - likes the crafty cheese sticks you suggested. I think that Asparagus Spears should be added to their menu.

Ingredients
10 dried Dunland chiles
6 dried Black Mordor chiles
4 dried Southfarthing chiles
6 T black raisins
1/2 cup almonds
6 T raw sesame seeds
1/4 cup raw pumpkin seeds
1 slice Lembas bread
1 corn tortilla
One 3-inch piece of cinnamon
OR 1 1/2 t ground cinnamon
6 whole cloves
1 t black peppercorns
1 1/2 t dried oregano
1 pound of Valinorean Chocolate (3.1 oz.)

Wash the dried chiles under cold running water (hot water will increase the chile fumes). Shake out the chile seeds and break off the stems.

Heat a griddle and toast the chiles in batches. The chiles should soften and slightly brown. Do not blacken them, or they will become bitter.

When they are all toasted, place them in a large bowl and cover with boiling water. Leave them to steep for 30 minutes. Add the raisins to the hot water so they will plump up.

While the chiles are soaking, place the almonds, the sesame seeds and the pumpkin seeds all in separate pie tins. Toast them in an oven for approximately 10 minutes. Watch carefully. Remove them as they begin to turn golden brown.

At the same time, place the Lembas bread and the corn tortilla to toast in the oven.

Break up the cinnamon, cloves and peppercorns in a mortar or pound with a heavy skillet (a spice grinde

Hobbit Hole Pudding Bowls: a sweet treat that has a cookie outside for the bowl and green or red pudding for the filling with a chocolate chip in the center (resmbles a hobbit door)
Sauron Eye Cookies: a rich chocolate cookie with red cherry icing on top and brown chocolate sprinkles in the center for the pupil of the eye.
Dwarven Jewel Bites: small rounded donught holes in the shape of little balls and sprinkled with sprinkles of various colors.

Misty mountain sandwich: A brownish black bread made out of dutch licorise with jewel toned ice cream sandwitched between two slices of the licorise bread.

Ax Heads: black and red liquorice shaped like axes. Elf Rope: A gray liqourice rope colored to look like the rope sam and frodo had.

Elven Vine Licorish: green licorish with three strips braided together and then small flat ovals were sticking out the sides of it..

Shelob’s delicacy- An elaborate three layered rich dark chocolate round cake with a deep red raspberry filling. It is decorated with butter-cream frosting. Intricate webs and spiders are seen all over the cake, it is topped with a spider great in size. The small spiders are made from black gumdrops and a small amount of black liquorish for the legs, red food dye can be used for the eyes. The large spider (Shelob) is made from a large dark chocolate truffle (for body), cinnamon drops (eyes), and black liquorish (legs).

Khagam Kebobs, or Mojac MushPies, etc. They can have clan names, or be related to the clans. Like "Rock Candy" for the Morogs, etc.

"The Tower of Kagnam"- An intricate architectural structure of fruit; shaped in a form of a tower soaring to a great height. Bright dazzling fresh fruits (some cut some whole) are seen all throughout : Watermelon, Cantaloupe, Nectarines, Grapes, Apples, Lemons, Kiwis, Strawberries, Blueberries, Raspberries, Blackberries, Grape Fruit, Pears, Oranges, Bananas, and Peaches.

Dragon Pot Roast: small replica of a red dragon. Surrounded in a sauce that flames when the air hits it, and then subsides, small vegetables (potatoes, peppers and carrots) can be seen which appear as the dragons hoard on which he sits.

Mex Muncheese - miniature croissants filled with cream cheese and strawberry bits baked throughout.
Dwarven Homes: Gingerbread houses made up to look Dwarven (Yukogs)
Silver Rune Cake: A cake with swirls of silver and silver runes as decoration, chocolate cake (Mojacs)
Jewel Suckers - Jewel colored candies that change colors and flavors when you suck them.(Morogs)

Morog Stone Stew - gray roasted meatballs (closely resemble rocks) cooked with potatoes, carrots, celery, garlic, tomatoes, and peppers, saturated in a beef flavored broth. The stew is garnished with sliced green onions.
Puffers - lifesized candy pipe that produces smoke rings when you blow through it.
ShEru 'Shroom Soup - sounds pretty good - maybe it could be a "hot and sour" type soup.
Nutri-brain bars - fruit filled bars that help keep you alert. Served in strawberry, apple, and runeberry flavors.

Fruit Fountain: A green marble fountain with intricate carvings inlayed. Shimmering glistening bright fruits decorate the fountain. Also, bright exotic flowers are placed in with the fruit designs. Lilly pods are seen floating atop of the clear sparking fountain water.
Hot Helm buns - lovely currant buns in the shape of a helm, the gap for the head in a normal helm is actually filled with cream
Valar Fingers - finger shaped cookies filled with chocolate icing and sprinkled with jeweled sugar and must only be eaten by the women.  If the men eat it, then they fall into a deep sleep and have dreams of foo-foo elves pampering them and then have an overwhelming desire to shave their beard. 
Udun Lava Rocks are mounds of coconut mixed with nuts and a small bit of cram to hold their shape then dyed red and finally covered in dragon’s chocolate.  If women eat the lava rocks, their beards grow longer (or appear for the first time!) and have an uncanny desire to play practical jokes on other dwarves. 
Toad in the Gap - fresh toad legs coated in batter, resembling Yorkshire Pudding
Dragon Crunch Energy Bar - made from wheat, a little cram for texture, and berries coated in deep, dark dragon’s chocolate.
Giant Triple Chocol-axe Muffin - very chocolatey, and a surprise axe hidden inside for the first one to get there!
Dwarven Candy Cake - coffee and chocolate cream cake decorated with a mini axe and the red beard candy at the top.

Claw Slaw - Khazad cabbage, Thor’s tomatoes, and Dil’s Dills with mayo, salt and pepper served in a bowl of dragon claws.
Eye of Sauron Eggs - deviled eggs decorated to resemble the Eye of Sauron
Lonely Mountain Relish - so delectable you don’t want to add anything else to it, you just savor the taste of it smeared on whatever cut of dragon you prefer
Troll Potato Salad - three large potatoes carved to look like trolls, sitting on a salad with a "bacon strip" fire in the middle with a delicious salad dressing.
Khazad Ketark - dragon chocolate layers and runeberry filling, covered in chocolate mousse with a chocolate candy shell.
The Mex’s Mix - penne pasta salad with vinaigarette dressing and assorted KD veggies.
Middle Earth Mixer - red rum punch fruit drink
Flaming Chips - steaming and bubbling dip deep red in color in a bowl with small peppers and tomato pieces, surrounded by black corn/lembas chips.  So hot you may be left speechless!
Cave dip - a hollowed out roll holds the a creamy onion dip with broccoli, cauliflower, baby carrots and other veggies around it.
Spiced Nuts - Peanuts soaked it orc bite, roasted and salted. Beware!! They have quite a kick to them.
Vegetable Dragon Soup - soup full of vegetables with a rich, delicious dragon meat flavor sure to make you smile.

Galadriel’s Swanship - tiny cream puffs decorated with delicate graceful wings

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