Mike Kraft...

OK THAT IS IT!!!  FROM NOW ON IF I HEAR ONE PERSON CAPPING ON MIKE KRAFT, I AM GOING TO BEAT THEM DOWN!  THIS GUY IS A GREAT FRIEND.  IF I EVER NEED ANYTHING, I KNOW HE IS THERE FOR ME.  I AM DEVOTING AN ENTIRE PAGE TO HIM TO IT.  MAYBE HE CAN BE TIGHT WITH HIS MONEY BUT DOES THAT MAKE HIM CHEAP OR DOES THAT MAKE ALL OF US STUPID FOR ALWAYS PAYING FOR EVERYTHING?  I CAN ONLY HOPE THAT SOMEDAY I CAN SORT OUT MY PRIORITIES LIKE MIKE HAS HIS SORTED.  JUST FOR BEING SUCH A GOOD FRIEND, I AM GOING TO DO SOMETHING FOR MIKE.  I AM GOING TO GET THE GUY A DATE.  I ASSURE YOU MIKE IS ONE OF THE SWEETEST GUYS YOU WILL EVER MEET AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN HIM SO MUCH AS FROWN AT A GIRL.  HE IS POLITE, RESPECTFUL, REALLY SMART, AND HE HAS A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR.  AND HE WILL BE DRIVING A PORCHE IN A VERY SHORT TIME SO I PRESENT TO YOU THE...

WIN A DATE WITH MIKE KRAFT CONTEST I WANT TO SET YOU UP ON A DATE WITH MIKE KRAFT!  WINNER WILL RECIEVE A DATE WITH MIKE KRAFT INCLUDING DINNER AND A MOVIE FOR TWO.  MEN NEED NOT ENTER.  EVERYTHING WILL BE PAID FOR AND I ASSURE YOU HE WILL BE ONE OF THE SWEETEST GUYS YOU HAVE EVER MET.  PLEASE HELP ME BREAK MIKE OUT OF HIS DATING SHELL.  THIS IS A SERIOUS CONTEST SO PLEASE E-MAIL ME TO BE ENTERED TO WIN.  HOW CAN YOU BEAT FREE DINNER AND A MOVIE? HUH? TO ENTER, SEND AN E-MAIL WITH YOUR NAME, AGE, AND E-MAIL ADDRESS WHERE YOU CAN BE REACHED. PICTURES WOULD ALSO BE APPRECIATED BUT ARE NOT REQUIRED. MIKEDGRAY@HOTMAIL.COM

When Mike Kraft tells you something, it must be true.  The guy knows everything.  That is why he appears on this ad for California Nuts. They are good for you... watch for this ad on a billboard near your town.

JANUARY IS NATIONAL MIKE KRAFT APPRECIATION MONTH SO DON'T FORGET TO CALL HIM UP AND SAY "HEY MIKE, THANKS FOR BEING THERE WHEN I NEED YOU!"

Download this recording of one of mikes well known  phrases!

MIKE,                                                        THANKS FOR PUTTING UP WITH ALL MY CRAP MAN.  I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I CONSIDER YOU A REALLY GOOD FRIEND AND I AM GLAD YOU ARE BACK FROM SCHOOL.                                                                   MIKE

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