S.S.
And off he went to the parliament, which was way off in Augusta,
It’s the only way he could be sure to say ‘I like you and I trust ya.’

JIMMY
There must be good men somewhere in politics.

SS
So he asked around all over town, and he got to the State’s legislators,
They were fancy digs, and they seemed real big from the high class expensive caters.

JIMMY
Ros’ll never believe this…

SS
And he took a walk so he could have a talk with none other than the governor,
Jimmy kinda got pissed cause the governor’s gist was ‘I’m so far above-a-ya.’

JIMMY
Well, I never!

SS
Jimmy sat still, and he waited till he thought of something the man would remember,
So he stood up slow and before he’d go, he said ‘I’ll have your job come November.’

JIMMY
And then I did!