SECRET SERVICE
There once was a man from a Georgian Land and his name was Jimmy Carter.
He worked real hard at his favorite job and that was as a peanut farmer.

JIMMY
Hi, I’m Jimmy Carter!

S.S.
He met some men from Washington who acted really cheesy.
He thought real hard about their jobs and thought that that looked easy.

JIMMY
I can do that!

S.S.
So he jumped on the boat without a float, never had a tutorial.
He came first place in his first race and that was the Gubernatorial.

JIMMY
I did it!

S.S.
But late one night, he had a fright, from a dream in the morning hours.
He got advice, he wasn’t told twice, and woke up with superpowers.

JIMMY
Hey, I can fly!

S.S.
But what of this dream that was quite extreme, and what did he remember?
It’s bizarre at most, presidential ghosts, who said to run in the next November.

JIMMY
I’ll do it!

S.S.
So this is the story of a hero’s glory, and the tale of a peanut farmer.
The secret’s told, so let’s behold the man named Jimmy Carter.

JIMMY
On with the show!