Legs are tired and I lost my beat,
Water all around let’s check the second floor.
Miles take toll on 3 weary feet,
If it weren’t for the pizza I could go no more.
Roads lead to nothing, I got nowhere to go,
Gotta find the parts wherever they’ve gone.
But my man takes a beating, even if he is slow,
So soon we’re flying home, back to Funk-o-tron!

Lost and bored
No tunes, don’t know where I am.
Making best of it,
Gonna do a rockin’ Toe Jam Jam.
Where’s my pal?
He’s the one to put the ship together.
Yo, Big Earl.
Get to work or we’re stuck here forever.

Arrows flying they put me in a trance,
Duckie saves from drownin but not the sharkbite.
Grab lemonade, watch the pretty hula girls dance,
Let sleepin’ devils lie unless you’re looking for tough fight.
Going up, anything to get away from this world,
If I had a stereo the time could move faster.
Let’s fix the ship, and pick up some girls,
All in the quest to be named the Rapmaster!

Lost and bored
No tunes, don’t know where I am.
Making best of it,
Gonna do a rockin’ Toe Jam Jam.
Where’s my pal?
He’s the one to put the ship together.
Yo, Big Earl.
Get to work or we’re stuck here forever.

Watch the nerds, they always move in packs,
Crazy ladies pushing carts, they’re gonna run you down.
Talk to the wisemen, they’re chillin’ relaxed,
They’re the only humans not crazy in this crazy town.
What a weird place,
Nice to visit, don’t think I’d wanna live there.
Just turn up the bass,
Gonna look for adventure, and I don’t even know where!