Income Tax Humour

Tax Jokes (sorry, they're really bad ones):

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?

Whomever said that truth never hurts never had to fill out a T1 General

What's the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who has a loophole named after him

Doing your own income tax return is a lot like a do-it-yourself mugging

I'm proud to be paying taxes - the only thing is - I could be just as proud for half the money.

Death and taxes are inevitable; at least death doesn't get worse every year.

There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.

A fine is a tax for doing something wrong -- a tax is a fine for doing something right.