Welcome to Sector 14
Weird and unexpected things pop up here all the time.The silly and unexplainable because , frankly, I can't explain why I and my chat mates wrote this drivel. Watch out you don't hit a time distortion, I don't have any of those clip-on safety fields handy.
(May 3rd) Here's more artwork by the Fab Fea.
"Hey, you got Sailor Moon in my Babylon 5!" "Yeah? Well, you got Babylon 5 in my Sailor Moon!" |
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(Jan. 24th) "An Ode to Crude"
McBari's, McBari's, good food but not tart
the more Vir eats, the more he'll fart
the more he farts the worse Londo feels
so he plugged up Vir's rump before all his meals
Okie dokie....this may be too inside joke-like but my chatmates and I happen to think the word "yak" is particularly funny. Yak meaning to spew, barf, upchuck, etc...specifically cat barf. It all started with Dunx's brainchild, Pumpy the Yakking cat. Anyhoo, you may not think these are too funny but too bad for you, cause when I read these I spew spoo. Say that five times fast.......
Episode Titles :"The Very Big Yak of Londo Mollari"
"A Yak from the Gallery" "Yak Without End" "Yakalon Squared"
"Yak 17 is Missing" "Whatever Happened to Mr. Yakibaldi" "Yak'ha'dum"
"The Yak Cried Out....No Scratching Post" "Yakabout" "YAKOS"
"Into the Yak" "Yakspace" OR "ThirdYak" ( take your pick)
Yak'Ma'Ras....G'Yak.....Yakklenn.......Anla'shyak......Yakkrey Sinclair a.k.a "Yakker One"
Catherine Yakai......Lise Yakton Edgars(Yakibaldi).....Emperor Yaktagia.....Yakko Mollari
Vir Yakko......Yakkier.......Dr. Yaklin........Zyak Yakken.....John Yakidan...Yak Hunters
by : unknown
What kind of nuts do Sheridan and Lyta prefer?
Koshews
by Goddess 2 and Simone :
How many teeps does it take to change a light bulb?
Eight....one to change it and seven to hold hands and sing about it. ( singing: "We will all come together in a brighter plaaaace...")
(Oct. 2nd) Here's an evil bit of posting from JMS..I found it quite funny:
Poster: "Is there a Minbari word that means Titanic?"
Trk'voy-ahgr
Another posting from JMS...regarding the MTV show "Sifl and Olly" :
It's a terrific show...sock puppets but one of the funnier programs around. Folks, it's on MTV, usually around 12:30 pacific, 9:30 eastern, and definitely worth a look.
I know...technically this isn't a Babylon funny but I just felt vindicated that he recommended the show because I've been watching it for a few months now and it IS extremely funny. So if you don't believe me believe the Maker! Go watch this. Delenn orders you!
Visit the Sifl and Olly Website
 | Listen to Pumpy. Do what she says or you could be next! To see more of Pumpy the Comically Offbeat Editorial Cat go here. |
| A Babylon 5 Limerick-by Dunx and Mira There once was a nice Pak'Ma'Ra Encountered a corpse and said, "Ah, Right here is my dinner, Or else I'll get thinner, too bad it wasn't Byron or Talia." |
A Haiku-by G2 "Thank God for Vorlons Encounter suits are bitchin' Kosh Naranek-cool!" |
Another Silly Limerick-by Flanna There was a fine girl named G2 Of B5, she loved all the crew Their haircuts were weird Sometimes Bruce has a beard And one guy's as bald as a cue |
Rhyme Time- by G2 My hero naked... Bare Sinclair Lumber Boxleitner.. Spruce Bruce Green Boxleitner.. Puce bruce Narn wound mark... G'kar Scar Pinch Boxleitner ..Goose Bruce Ivanova during her accident.. Bruisin' Susan A wooly Ms. Edgars... Fleece Lise Ed Wasser in a duel... Swordin' Morden Mollari on a binge...Mondo Londo Hip Sinclair.. Def Jeff A purple Shai Alyt... Maroon Neroon |
"Flarn" by Flarnstar
Oh John what a pity you don't understand.
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Oh flarn, you're so fine.
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When I started this page I swore there'd be no mention of Trek or any Trek comparisons because I really HATE that whole Trek vs. B5 stuff.....it's nonsense. (Besides...no contest! B5!)
You sense a big "but" coming on? (refrains from making a Frakes comment :-) BUT...Dunx made this hilarious comparison list and I just had to show it off because it's darn funny. The shots at B5 are just as funny as the shots at "that OTHER show". Dunx spares no one. Check out my favorites, #10 and #9.
BTW....the lists are meant to be read together....i.e. read #10 of the B5 list and then #10 of the Trek list. And NO, don't say duh, cause *I* didn't realize that the first time I read it. Oh don't gimme that look, just shut up and read the stupid lists.
| 10 Reasons Why B5 is Better than DS9 | 10 Reasons Why DS9 is Better than B5 |
| 10. A continous story arc. Even the most innocuous episodes may have a big impact later. | 10. Continuity? What's that? If you miss a DS9 ep, you're not s--- out of luck
as to figuring out what happens later. |
| 9. No one ever gets transferred, killed, or permanently changed on Trek, so the writers have to come up with some pretty unbelievable plot twists for all the major characters to come out ok. | 9. B5's had more major cast changes than Melrose Place and MST3K put together. "Hey, who's that new guy? No, not him, the OTHER new guy..." |
| 8. The White Star. | 8. The Defiant. |
| 7. The Shadows. | 7. The Dominion. |
| 6. Sheridan and Delenn. | 6. Worf and Dax, Kira and Odo, Rom and Leeta... |
| 5. Starfuries vs. runabouts. No contest. | 5. Sisko's goatee vs. Sheridan's. No contest here either. |
| 4. Lennier may seem like a naive little sweetie, but he'll kick your butt if you don't watch out. | 4. Aw, Lennier is just TNG's Data with a head ridge and puppy love. |
| Is not! | Is too! |
| 3. Dr. Franklin. Face it, do you really wanna see Bashir with his shirt off? | 3. Yeah, well, at least Bashir's not a druggie. |
| You take that back! | I will not! It's true! |
| 2. Ivanova had permanent PMS and we loved her for it. | 2. Kira has permanent PMS and SHE's still on the show, so nyah. |
| B**ch. | Ho. |
| 1. B5 looks like a giant rotating penis in space. | 1. What good is a giant rotating penis without a giant rotating...hey,
maybe these two shows should get together... |
I used to have the URL for "Babylon Park" here. It was a cross between Babylon 5 (duh) and South Park. Either it's no longer in existence or they've moved and left no forwarding address. I humbly ask pardon of the creators of these pics for showing them but if they ever get their site up again I'll take them down.
Also...I can't remember their name so I'll just say "Pictures Copyright Babylon Park 1998"
And to go with this Fea made a Cartman-esque wav that I added some theme music to.
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I was listening to one of my favorite songs on the radio the other day and somehow it reminded me of Lennier's tragic plight. Perhaps this is worth a giggle.
Send in your B5 sillies! Anything you want, humorous or silly, just try and keep it mildly clean.
