Over To You
Over To You
Stephen plays Colin Essdale, a drama producer, Hugh
plays a complaining woman called Mary Barratt. The
presenter is called Elspeth.
Hugh Well I thought it was disgusting. The whole thing
was disgusting.
Elspeth Yes, did ...
Hugh There was no warning of what was in store, none
whatever ...
Elspeth To be fair, the ...
Hugh And for goodness sake what about my children?
No thought was given to this at all.
Elspeth Did your children see the ... ?
Hugh No they didn't. They didn't see it. But only thanks
to the purest good fortune that they don't happen
to have been born yet, otherwise I dread to think
what damage may have been caused. It was simply
disgusting.
Elspeth Yes, the ...
Hugh Simply disgusting.
Pause. Elspeth thinks that Hugh has stopped.
Elspeth Turning to you Mr ...
Hugh Simply disgusting.
Elspeth Mm. Colin Essdale, as the producer, what do ... ?
Stephen (Nodding caringly) Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. This is
obviously difficult ... mm ... perhaps it would
help if I explained that I couldn't give a flying toss
about Mrs Barratt or her feeble views.
Elspeth Er, well the ...
Hugh I beg your pardon?
Stephen Now, if you don't mind, or even if you do ... I
have only an estimated 45 years left on this planet
and I don't propose to waste a further second of
them talking to a confused old gasbag like you.
Elspeth Well, on the other hand ...
Stephen (Unhooks tie-mike a la John Nott) So, I'm off to
see a colleague about making a programme which I
fully hope will irritate you and your half-wit friends
even more than the last one. Bye!
Exit Stephen.
Elspeth So, Mrs Barratt are you satisfied with what
you've heard?
Hugh Well not really, no.
Elspeth Tough. (Shouting off) A last word from you,
Mr Essdale?
Stephen re-enters with drink.
Stephen Pim-hole.
VOX POP
Hugh The people of Berlin are doing
very exciting things with the city
at the moment. Basically they
had the idea of just knocking it
through into one.