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	This is shot entirely from a low level. All we see are 
	bare legs, from the knee down.


Stephen		(Kissing the guests) Tom, Irene, welcome!

Hugh		Dick, thanks for inviting us.

Selina		First all-naked party I've been to for years.

Stephen		Yes, well we thought it would make a change.

Hugh		Saves the problem of having to decide what to
		wear anyway!

Stephen		Right!

	They find this really amusing.

Selina		Nice carpet ... is it a Tideyman's?

Stephen		Now how on earth could you tell that?

Hugh		Well I suppose it was the modern, up-to-the-
		minute design wasn't it darling?

Selina		And the practicability.

Stephen		I'm surprised by how large your breasts are, Irene.

Selina		Why thank you. And I must say you have a very
		amusingly shaped ...

Hugh		(Interrupting) ... Dick, I believe I'm also right in
		saying that it repels stains and resists spills.

Stephen		The carpet, I hope you mean! Yes, that's right.
		Nothing soaks into a Tideyman's.

Hugh		I expect we'll be putting that to the test before the
		evening's out.

Stephen		Rather. Let me stroke your thighs, Irene.

Selina		Thanks. I have so say it's a great colour. What
		would you call this colour, exactly?

Stephen		Well, flesh-coloured, I suppose.

Hugh		I think Irene was referring to the Tideyman's
		actually.

Stephen		Oh right.

Selina		No I wasn't.

Hugh		Oh.

Selina		It's a sort of purple, really, isn't it?

Hugh		But come to think of it, what made you choose this
		colour of Tideyman's?

Stephen		Well it was quite difficult at first, because they had
		so many to choose from, but with the aid of their
		highly trained sales staff we finally came to the
		right decision.

Hugh		Seems to me you made the right decision right at
		the beginning.

Stephen		Oh?

Hugh		By going to Tideyman's in the first place.

Stephen		Right! Dip?

Selina		Yes, it does rather, doesn't it.

VOX POP
Hugh		We took the caravan down to
		Dorset this year, and pushed it
		over a cliff.
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