Cocktail Ending 2

Cocktail Ending 2


	Hugh and Stephen address the camera at the end of 
	the show. They are in black tie and Hugh is sitting at 
	the piano.


Stephen		Well that's just about it for this week.

Hugh		That's right. The clock has once again ...

Stephen		Oh be quiet. So it's goodnight from me ...

Hugh		And it's goodnight from me ...

Stephen		And it's goodnight from me. We're going to leave
		you with tonight's recipe. This is for "A Mug Of
		Horlicks". You'll need some Horlicks, some milk, a
		teaspoon and a mug.

Hugh		Huh, will I do?

Stephen		I meant mug in the sense of a drinking vessel.

Hugh		Right.

Stephen		You will also need an idiot to hit on the head
		with your teaspoon.

Hugh		Huh, will I do?

Stephen		Admirably. (Hits Hugh on the head with teaspoon)
		And one two three, kick. Hit it Mr Laurie, if you'd
		be so very kind.

	Hugh strikes up a jazzy sort of riff while Stephen 
	footles around with a pan of milk and a camping gas 
	stove. Credits, if there are any.
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