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The O-Files

Fredrick J. Ostrander

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May 18, 2003- O-files re-lauched to the world. The quest for Fred continues.

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To some people Fred Ostrander is a fugitive. Happily hiding away while ranting and raving about life as we know and occasionally publishing an underground comic titled "Mis-adventures of a happy moose." To more people, Fred is pure genius, a fatal attraction, a person larger than life itself.

Fred Quotes:


        "The last
        thing I want to happen to me is having a bee sting me and
        then I go unconscious and some weird guys take me away
        and put me in a blob."
         
        "My tonsils are
        currently under house arrest. They will be released only
        to authorized personnel"
        "I know only
        what the Unix man pages tell me."
        "Happy Moose is
        not dead, he's only sleeping."
        Fred
        Profile:
        Fred is a tall male in mid to late twenties.
        He is armed with a sardonic whit and clever disguises and
        voices. He is the creator of Happy Moose comics. He
        enjoys drinking Kentucky Nip. He also appears in various
        theatrical productions under the pseudonymn Leon Arba.
        His current whereabouts are unusually unknown. Known UNIX
        kingpin.
        The
        picture to the left was captured by a traveler who
        happened to be on the same bus as Mr. Ostrander. It can
        be deduced from it that, Mr Ostrander (on right) is
        attempting to hide from society with former socialite
        Matt J. Edwards Esq by sporting a beard and smile. The
        photographer claims Mr. Ostrander was heading for Rapid
        City, SD and reading the Wall Street Journal aloud.