About Me

About Me! (For better, for worse)

* I am a college student
* I hate college
* I occasionaly attend classes
* I do not strip off my clothes for the amusement of drunk horny young adults/ for cheap beer

*I used to work in retail
*I then switched to telemarketing
*I will clean toilets for a living before I will work in either of those places again.
*I remind myself of this daily when classes get rough

*I play Everquest
*I pyscho-analyze RL players vs. the character race & class combo they choose. (It's true, see: Dark elf - Necro)
*I twink my level 1's
*I use words like "uber" and "j00" to annoy people

*I hate cold weather
*I hibernate in the winter
*I don't tan well
*I don't tan

I am uber. I am most uber. I am uberest. I am queen of uber. I am uberlicious. I am uberness. I am uberleet. I reek of uber. Uber becomes me. Uber makes me feel like a woman. I am uber yummy. Some people call me Mc'Uber. I tried changed my surname to goddess of uberness. I am too uber for a surname. Got uber? Wardora wishes to cast uberection on you, do you wish this?

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I'm restless and need to take a roadtrip at least twice a year - I love to travel, and I would probably go out of my mind if I was pent up in the same place for too long. Santa Monica trip being my favorite so far. (Get Everclears version, good song.) Two spots I will see before i'm done - Ireland & NY City. My ultimate dream for a relationship is the "white picket fence" bit. Oh yes, I would be happy to play the lil housewife. Of course I don't forsee such luck; hence the college. *S* I've had two serious relationships, neither of which worked out. My record is five years, but ironicly when faced with marriage I backed away - both times. Monogamy doesn't scare me, boredom does. I like people that can match or exceed my wit, though it seems to be more and more rare these days. To hold my attention you must keep me on my toes! (Hence disqualiifying ex boyfriends 4 - 10, 13, and 15) I also like a man who can (and does) take control. In moderation, of course. I haven't had the opportunity to practice my manipulation skills in years, because they just give me what I want without a fight. *Yawn*

I love music, and don't know how I could live without it. Isn't it the key to the soul? Nothing can calm me down or pump me up like a good song. I'm nearing 200 with my collection of Audiogalaxy goodies - each one displayed like a trophy. Traditionalism is acceptable, but conformity disgusts me. Why should I have to sleep when the sun goes down? Or, rise with the sun? I'm most alive at 4am. Like the great poet said; "How many of you people know you're really alive?" Food for thought. I think a real sense of humor shows intelligence. Cracks about what goes on in the bathroom and the never ending list of genital related jokes are for those whom can't understand the humor that is above that. Yes, I get it. No, i'm not laughing. No, I never said aloud that to really enjoy that crap you have to either just had a 6 pack by yourself and/or be associated with Jerry Springer and company. (Damn, did I say that aloud?) The lame favorites stuff - Hot Coffee in the winter & Icy Dr. Pepper in the summer. Otherwise known as POP. Dark chocolate i've never been too fond of but i'm developing a taste for it. White chocolate covered Oreos. Marlboro Red 100's in a box. Man hating. Man loving. (Depends on relationship status) Rage against the machine are awesome for "I'm pissed off and hate the world" music. Janet Jackson for lusty moods. Sublime is multi purpose. Brian McKnight has my vote for the "I'm so in love I have to listen to sappy music" mood. Fleetwood Mac & Grateful Dead for mellow moods. And of course, The Doors 0wn them all. Oh, and Rich Mullins for the Christian category. I apparently have a thing for dead preformers. ~DiScO~rOcKs~ Julia Roberts is my favorite actress, I could watch any of her movies over and over and over... (See? That female thing again... Chick flicks! Jeeeaaa!) Val Kilmer is my favorite actor, but really that's only because he looks so much like Morrison. (Dead Sexy! *Mrowr*)

I am 20 years old and loving every minute of it. I have no greater sympathy than that for teenagers. Any race, status, situation - those are the worst years in a persons life. I am the single mother of a 3 year old angel. Nothing in the world can bring as much joy, nor worry. Life is more beautiful in every aspect when I allow myself to see the world through her eyes. Always take joy in the little things. Or better yet, stop and smell the roses. (Or pet the dog, or watch a sunrise, or breathe in the lovely scent of Starbucks anything...) It is called pop. It is not soda, coke, sodapop, or any other queer manipulation of the truth. It's pop, people. I have two older brothers whom are my heros, even if they can create nothing but baby girls. (*Evil peals of laughter*) Women can be ridiculous. I know, because I am one of the typical worst cases. Moody, emotional, and a damn good liar. I prefer the company of men because they are straight forward and to the point. (Assuming they're not too whipped *G*) "Yes, your ass does look pretty big in those jeans, babe." Thank you. Now let's go buy some that don't have that effect.

Sign it or be forever haunted with guilt.

I don't have any hobbies because i'm not cool like that. If he has big hands/feet, he has big hands/feet. It doesn't matter how he uses it, because anyone can be trained. I bellydance. I belive alcohol is as bad as any street drug, and just as lethal. Nothing of this nature is harmful if taken in a small enough amount. Of course I don't suggest it. I belive abortion is the womans choice. I also belive it is a wrong choice, and the actual child should be considered. I think politics are for bald men in stuffy suits.

I know these pics suck. Someday i'll take more.

That's right, 77%. Ph34r me.