Chicken Lips | Hawaiian Punch | If I Weren't A Girl Scout
That's What I Learned at Scouts

CHICKEN LIPS
(Supercalafragalisticexpiallidocious)

Oh, when I was a little kid, I never liked to eat.
Ma would put things on my plate, I'd dump them on her feet.
But one day she made this soup, I ate it all in bed.
I asked her what she put in it and this is what she said.

CHORUS:
Oh, chicken lips and lizard hips and alligator eyes.
Monkey legs and buzzard eggs and salamander thighs.
Rabbit ears and camel rears and tasty homemade pies.
Stir them all together, It's Ma-ma's Soup Surprise.

I went into the bathroom and stood beside the sink.
I said I'm feeling slightly ill I think I'd like a drink.
Ma-ma said I've just the thing, I'll get it in a wink.
It's full of lots of protein and vitamins, I think.

CHORUS

HAWAIIAN PUNCH

It's the story of a lovely apple,
Who was bringing up three very lovely fruits.
All of them had skin of gold like their mother,
The youngest one in peels.

It's the story of Mr. Pineapple,
Who was bring up three fruits of his own.
They were four fruits living all together,
But they were all alone.

Then the one day the apple met the pineapple,
And they knew that it was much more than a hunch.
That this group must somehow form a beverage,
That's the way they all became Hawaiian Punch.

Hawaiian Punch, Hawaiian Punch.
That's the way they became Hawaiian Punch.

IF I WEREN'T A GIRL SCOUT

THAT'S WHAT I LEARNED IN SCOUTS

I point to myself right here, right here,
This is my hat topper, my momma dear.
Hat topper, my momma dear.
And that's what I learned at scouts, girl scouts.

I point to myself right here, right here,
This is my do thinker (point to temple), my momma dear.
Do thinker, hat topper, my momma dear.
And that's what I learned at scouts, girl scouts.

I point to myself right here, right here,
This is my eye blinker, my momma dear.
Eye blinker, do thinker, hat topper my momma dear.
And that's what I learned at scouts, girl scouts.

I point to myself right here, right here,
This is my nose honker, my momma dear.
Nose honker, eye blinker, do thinker, hat topper, my momma dear.
And that's what I learned at scouts, girl scouts.

I point to myself right here, right here,
This is my soup sucker, my momma dear .
Soup sucker, nose honker, eye blinker, do thinker, hat topper,
my momma dear.
And that's what I learned at scouts, girl scouts.

I point to myself right here, right here,
This is my chin chopper, my momma dear.
Chin chopper, soup sucker, nose honker, eye blinker, do thinker, hat topper, my momma dear.
And that's what I learned at scouts, girl scouts.

I point to myself right, here right here,
This is my shirt hanger (point to shoulders), my momma dear.
Shirt hanger, chin chopper, soup sucker, nose honker, eye blinker, do thinker, hat topper, my momma dear.
And that's what I learned at scouts, girl scouts.

I point to myself right here, right here,
This is my bread basket (point to stomach),my momma dear.
Bread basket, shirt hanger, chin chopper, soup sucker, nose honker, eye blinker, do thinker, hat topper, my momma dear.
And that's what I learned at scouts, girl scouts.

I point to myself right here, right here,
This is my pin cushion (point to rear end), my momma dear
Pin cushion, bread basket, shirt hanger, chin chopper, soup sucker, nose honker, eye blinker, do thinker, hat topper, my momma dear.
And that's what I learned at scouts, girl scouts.

I point to myself right here, right here,
This is my knee knocker, my momma dear.
Knee knocker, pin cushion, bread basket, shirt hanger, chin chopper, soup sucker, nose honker, eye blinker, do thinker, hat topper, my momma dear.
And that's what I learned at scouts, girl scouts.

I point to myself right here, right here,
This is my boy kicker, my momma dear.
Boy kicker, knee knocker, pin cushion, bread basket, shirt hanger, chin chopper, soup sucker, nose honker, eye blinker, do thinker, hat topper, my momma dear.
And that's what I learned at scouts, girl scouts.

When saying "girl scouts," bend knees with fingers enter twined in front of waist.