Murdoc:
Bassist
Ugly (but sexy and attractive) nasty satanist who pretends to be a leader of the band. He loves booz, fast girls, smoking cigarettes, he has problems with his hygiene. Murdoc used to set fire to cats, but he does not anymore, cause "he has bigger fish to fry". It's Stu Pot. To punch 2D is Murdoc's hobby. I think he'd never got any lady to love, only fast girls. And therefore he hates Stu Pot so much. Cause ladies love 2D, not him. Do you understand what I want to say? He's just jealous. His eyes and evel smile say: "better don't play with me".
He always must have the first and the last word on the interviews. He's always talking, he's talking too much, even when he's got nothing to say. But like 2D says, he who was first will later by last. And Russel said: "We all love each other like brothers and sisters apart from Murdoc who hates us and himself equally" (Smash hits). That's Murdoc. Any questions?
(Some people believe Murdoc is Jamie Hewlett)

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2D:
Singer, keyboard player
Nice young sweetheart. His real name is Stu Pot. 2D mean's two dents in guy's head and the name 2D he took after he'd got his two eye-ball fractures from Murdoc's car hitting him in the head in Uncle Norm's Organ Emporium. Then he became young black eyed god for ladies. People think he's got nothing to say, he has a blank piece of paper where his brain should be, but it is just one of Murdoc's jokes. 2D says that he has got a lot to say, just not all of the time like Murdoc. I think he's not so dull like Murdoc believes, 'cause he fights for free Tibet. Could dullard or moron do it? 2D is just shy, one of the people, who don't know how to say what they want to say. Like me at the moment. On the interviews he looks worried, maybe it's because he is afraid of Murdoc, who doesn't like 2D's presence there. Do you want to know how 2D lost his front teeth? It's simple. Murdoc punched him, 'cause Stu Pot wanted to go on interview. Yes, to punch 2D is Murdoc's hobby. Maybe therefore 2D is so shy. But he is not a dullard!!! The fact is, that because of 2D's silence ladies don't know his real character and they like to make illusions about him. And therefore 2D is their hero, honey, love and that other stuff which is cool for them, but what will they do if Murdoc is right???…Well if you want to know my opinion, I hope he's not (*giggling and blushing*).
(2D is presented by Damon Albarn)

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Russel:
Drummer
NY guy possessed by soul of his dead pal Del. Therefore his eyes are white. Many people believe, that Russel is persecuted by Del. Whatever is he doing, wherever is he going, Del is there with him. He's got no privacy. These people are wrong, 'cause Russel feels really pleased that his old pal decided to stay with him. Well I don't wonder. Just imagine: talking to Murdoc is so dificult. You must listen to how great is he, 2D doesn't talk too much (and seems to be confused all the time) and Noodle doesn't speak english (and what about her age?)…So Del is the only person / ghost (it depends on how do you look at it) to talk to. And which Gorilla would listen to inteligent Russ? I like he always says Peace. "He has the positive mental power of two men."
Russel is the only person who's not fighting with anybody in the band. He became a father for Noodle and protector of poor Stu Pot - 'cause Murdoc doesn't want to have anything with hard NY man. Russel is a clever guy who always knows what he wants to say and he does it really ingeligently and politnessly. But he is not so popular as 2D or Murdoc is. Inteligent people are not popular?!?!?…
(Russel and Del are presented by Del Tha Funky Homosapien)

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Noodle:
Guitarist
Ten years old japaneese, who was sent to Gorillaz in a crate. Nobody knows who her parents are and why they don't care where their daughter is and what is she doing. Her new parents became Russel and 2D. Murdoc is too nasty for her - and smells. She's a guitar genius, an ass kicker - she does martial arts. Noodle doesn't speak english. It's really funny to listen to her when you doesn't speak japaneese.
Noodle loves to wear her earphones. She's got 23 pairs of them and she wears it in the circle. She loves to listen to her MP3 and it plays really loudly. I think that's why she doesn't speak english. It's hard to learn something when you can't hear it because of noise in your ears, heh.
She plays in a popular young band, that's all nice, but look at it from the other side. She doesn't go to school with kids of her age and she lives in Kong Studios with people who could influence her in a bad way. Look at 2D and Murdoc for example. They still fight together….I think she needs friends of her age. But it's a topic for Frisky's manifestos I guess.
(Noodle is presented by Miho Hatori from Cibo Matto)

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