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CLEANING HOUSE Last week I threw out worrying, it was getting old and in the way. It kept me from being me; I couldn't do things my way. I threw out those inhibitions; they were just crowding me out. Made room for my new growth, got rid of my old dreams and doubts. I threw out a book on MY PAST (didn't have time to read it anyways) Replaced it with new goals, Started reading it today. I threw out childhood toys, (remember how I treasured them so)? Got me a new PHILOSOPHY too, threw out the one from long ago. Brought in some new books too. called I can, I will, and I must. Threw out, I might, I think, and I ought, WOW, you should have seen the dust. I ran across and OLD FRIEND, haven't seen him in a while. I believe his name is GOD. Yes, I really like his style. He helped me to do some cleaning, and added some things Himself. Like PRAYER,HOPE, and FAITH. Yes I placed them right on the shelf. I picked up this special thing and placed it at the front door I FOUND IT, - it's Called PEACE. Nothing get's me down anymore. Yes, Iv'e got my house looking nice. Looks good around the place. For things like worry and trouble there just isn't any place. It's good to do a little house cleaning get rid of the old things on the shelf. It sure makes things brighter. Maybe you should TRY IT YOURSELF. Author Unknown |
Catching Rainbows If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you And share with you its beauty On the days you're feeling blue If I could build a mountain You could call your very own A place to find serenity A place to be alone If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea But all these things I'm finding are impossible for me I cannot build a mountain Or catch a rainbow fair But let me be what I know best A friend that's always there |
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Reproduction!!! God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for me." Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?" God said, "Go down into that valley." Adam said, "What's a valley?" God explained it to him. Then God said, "Cross the river." Adam said, "What's a river?" God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill......." Adam said, "What is a hill?" So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave" Adam said, "What's a cave?" After God explained, he said, "In the cave you will find a Woman." Adam said, "What's a woman?" So God explained that to him, too. Then, God said, "I want you to reproduce." Adam said, "How do I do that?" God first said (under his breath), "Geez....." And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well. So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman. Then, in about five minutes, he was back. God, his patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it now?" And Adam said, "What's a headache? |
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