One for the ladies.

A nice adornment for guy and gals.

A very nice adornment for her.

A little something to keep him in line.

Put him in this and prepare him for an evening of... oh, whatever comes to mind.

A multi-purpose tool. Suitable for hanging just about anything, or anyone.

Here's something she will love.

Just the thing for keeping him in line.

Now here's one to learn to balance on.

Oh my, oh my, oh my!