There are Spoilers for "Road Runners" here.
Welcome to the Holy Slug Cultist's Hymnal. This page has been updated as of 1/11/01. The volumes of hymns keep rolling in. All praise the beneficent Jebuslug! With this in mind, the page has also been divided into separate pages by genre to make it easier to load.
Thanks to the efforts of so many Slug Cultists, the Hymnal is a featured page at the X-Files picks on About.com . Behold the mighty power of the Jebuslug! His might shall be made known!
Do visit the main slug-cult page and take a banner, if you'd like to proclaim yourself a Slug Cultist. Just be sure to take it from this site before you add it to your own. Linking to this site from the banner is great, but not required to proclaim your banner faith!
Background for initiates: SO MANY WRITERS found the idea of Christ in Slug Form amusing in "Road Runners", they've been writing the hymnal for Slug Cultists. I think the stuff they've come up with is frickin' hysterical, so I asked their permission to compile and post them here.
If you like them, don't write me about them. Write and tell them. Except for the one I wrote, that is. That one, you could write me.
If you'd like to compose a tune to add to the Slug Cultists' Hymnal, send it to me and I'll add it to the list.
THE SLUG CULTIST'S HYMNAL