readers in alt.fan.miscreant were scarred for life when miscreant
put on a funny hat and posted:

>karma police arrest ryannosaurus for posting this in alt.fan.miscreant:
>
>> readers in alt.fan.miscreant were scarred for life when miscreant
>> put on a funny hat and posted:
>>
>>>karma police arrest ryannosaurus for posting this in
>>>alt.fan.miscreant:
>>>
>>>> readers in alt.fan.miscreant were scarred for life when miscreant
>>>> put on a funny hat and posted:
>>>>
>>>>>karma police arrest ryannosaurus for posting this in
>>>>>alt.fan.miscreant:
>>>>>
>>>>>> readers in alt.fan.miscreant were scarred for life when miscreant
>>>>>> put on a funny hat and posted:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>karma police arrest ryannosaurus for posting this in
>>>>>>>alt.fan.miscreant:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> readers in alt.fan.miscreant were scarred for life when
>>>>>>>> miscreant
>>>>>>>> put on a funny hat and posted:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>karma police arrest ryannosaurus for posting this in
>>>>>>>>>alt.fan.miscreant:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> readers in alt.fan.miscreant were scarred for life when
>>>>>>>>>> miscreant
>>>>>>>>>> put on a funny hat and posted:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>karma police arrest ryannosaurus for posting this in
>>>>>>>>>>>alt.fan.miscreant:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> readers in alt.fan.miscreant were scarred for life when
>>>>>>>>>>>> miscreant
>>>>>>>>>>>> put on a funny hat and posted:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>karma police arrest ryannosaurus for posting this in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.fan.miscreant:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> readers in alt.fan.miscreant were scarred for life when
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> miscreant
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> put on a funny hat and posted:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>karma police arrest ryannosaurus for posting this in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.fan.miscreant:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> readers in alt.fan.miscreant were scarred for life when
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> miscreant
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> put on a funny hat and posted:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>karma police arrest ryannosaurus for posting this in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.fan.miscreant:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> readers in alt.fan.miscreant were scarred for life
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> when miscreant
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> put on a funny hat and posted:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>karma police arrest ryannosaurus for posting this in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.fan.miscreant:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> readers in alt.fan.miscreant were scarred for life
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> when miscreant
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> put on a funny hat and posted:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>karma police arrest ryannosaurus for posting this in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.fan.miscreant:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> readers in alt.fan.miscreant were scarred for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> life when miscreant
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> put on a funny hat and posted:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>karma police arrest ryannosaurus for posting this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in alt.fan.miscreant:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> readers in alt.fan.miscreant were scarred for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> life when miscreant
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> put on a funny hat and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> posted:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>karma police arrest ryannosaurus for posting
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>this in alt.fan.miscreant:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> readers in alt.fan.miscreant were scarred for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> life when miscreant
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> put on a funny hat and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> posted:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>karma police arrest ryannosaurus for posting
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>this in alt.fan.miscreant:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> readers in alt.fan.miscreant were scarred
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for life when miscreant
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> put on a funny hat and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> posted:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>karma police arrest ryannosaurus for posting
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>this in alt.fan.miscreant:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> readers in alt.fan.miscreant were scarred
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for life when miscreant
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> put on a funny hat and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> posted:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>karma police arrest ryannosaurus for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>posting this in alt.fan.miscreant:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> readers in alt.fan.miscreant were
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> scarred
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for life when miscreant
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> put on a funny hat
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and posted:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>my froups are finally on usenetserver!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>evHul cuddling, anyone??
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> they still haven't made it to west dammt
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>well fux0r. i emailed 'em hours ago and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>never got a reply.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> still not here at west, maybe I'll have to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> camp on east for a bit
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>apparently. you'd think the servers woulda
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>synced by now, but then again, it's uns, LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> yes, it is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>are they on west yet?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nope, and the groups on east aren't working...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> no posts
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>oh, *that* problem? they musta added em to the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrong lits.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> now they'll have to put em on yet another lits
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>oh geez, how many lists do they need? LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think they need a list of lists to keep their
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lists organized
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>yes, a master lits, LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and maybe a slave lits with a ball-gag
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and leather strappy things
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and fishnet stockings with the line up the back
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and thigh high black lace-up boots
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> latex mini-skirt
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>having seen pictures of several employees of usenetserver,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>past and present, i can definitely say that this isn't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>painting a pretty picture in my head. especially since LK
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>doesn't work for em anymore.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>i know, too much information, huh? LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> as long as they don't post a staff thong pic
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>maybe they'll make a staff speedo calender to give away at
>>>>>>>>>>>christmas.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> ewwwwwwwwww
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>i'm not looking forward to my copy either LOL
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> given the expertise of UNS, it'll probably be a 2000 calendar
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>with coffee rings, pizza sauce, and crumbs all over it
>>>>>>
>>>>>> and lists, lots of lists. a new list for every day
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>i wonder if they actually *do* enough to need a lits for every day.
>>>>
>>>> 1. look at swerver
>>>> 2. download some pr0n, err, I mean check latentecy of key binaries
>>>> froups
>>>> 3. break, go to the expresso cart, flirt with cute barrista chick,
>>>> order a latte. Ask her if she likes pr0n
>>>> 4. ops mneeting: define tomorrows lits
>>>> 5. ops meeting afteraction strategy implementation: renumber all the
>>>> posts in every newsgroup
>>>> 6. order pizza
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>LMAO! archived =)
>>
>> ...and that's just pre-lunch!
>>
>>
>>
>
>hee hee and what happens after lunch?

7. look at swerver again, admire pretty blinky lights
8. Read abuse reports, giggle
9. roll up a fat blunt with abuse report printouts
10. play some tetris
11. eat leftover pizza
12. read usenetserver.support, scratch head
13. scratch balls
14. look in Dwight's office for some lotion
15. break: flirt with cute barista chick, order a double latte, ask
her if she has lotion
16. LOTION, LOTION! MY KINGDOM FOR LOTION!
17. check mp3 downloads for key binaries groups, burn Slayer CD for
cute barista chick
18. work on psuedo-random number generator program for advanced post
re-numbering
19. Tape coffee stirrer in fan of Brian's PC, heh, this is more fun
than playing cards in bicycle spokes
20. Hey! this is neat, this PC comes with a cupholder!
21. Rig Brian's chair with electrically fired bottle rockets,
triggered by next usenetserver.support post
22. beer:30!!!!
23. piss in ficus plant outside Dwight's office
24. pass out in employee restroom